Sobbing Because My Wip Feels Too Good Of An Idea For It To Be Mine

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im someones gf now :D

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 4)

"enchanted with hepatitis"

"and he shattered the window bc he stabbed it with a pencil"

"yeah well i have high hopes that im perfectly fine"

"she literally screenshot-ed my own story and then cut ME out of it"

"imagine what it's like. to be trump"

"do I LOOK like a finger doctor, nerd?"

"I really don't like church" "you're white, of course you like church"

"is that ur ankles or ur toes"

"ur a golfing unicorn"

"i wonder what they're thinking of, other than.... pedophilia"

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

It’s not a praise kink I just like attention

I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard

i need a taigen and zuko crossover ep mote than i need oxygen

*writes two lines of a poem that I’m mildly pleased with*

Me: I’m literally fucking Sylvia Plath