Shit I Heard In The Halls At High School

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

ArM ChOpPiNg iS NOT a LoVe LaNgUaGe

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 2)

"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"

"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"

*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"

"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"

*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"

*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"

*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"

"This is Salem, not the hood"

*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"

"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"

Dr Gregory House, patron saint of medical malpractice

hook hand in unloveable car door

Rack

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

moments i want to live in forever:

taking a bath or shower in the early evening during summer with the window open and the whole room is kinda balmy and warm and you can hear all the little bugs and frogs chirping outside

being outside right before a really huge storm and everyone is kind of hurrying around and the sky looks weird and you feel very small and strange

standing outside dorm or apartment buildings and seeing everyones different color led lights in the windows

walking outside after a long shift and its still dead silent outside under the streetlights and the air is still and you sit in your car in the dark and go through the notifs that have built up over the last few hours

staying up late at my grandparents's farmhouse and going down to the kitchen for a little snack or drink when everyone else is asleep

when it’s rainy and dark and you light a scented candle while you read all nice and cozy inside

the drive to the airport

being in any empty space where theres normally a lot of people (schools, churches, roads, etc)

sitting on the trunk of one of my friend's car at midnight while she pumped her gas

walking through the lighting section at the hardware store

*acting completely insane* im in love in case you havent noticed

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck