Literally Me Rn Im Dreading The Walk To Class

I need to bother someone

life's gettin' boring

how it feels being a first time kitten owner bc like what if he explodes when im not looking

the indescribable grief of watching your health deteriorate in front of you and not being able to do anything about it

May Apollo bless this scorching hot bath and make my knees shut up and put out the buzzing fire in my joints.

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw