"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"
"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"
*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"
"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"
*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"
*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"
*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"
"This is Salem, not the hood"
*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"
"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"
*writes two lines of a poem that I’m mildly pleased with*
Me: I’m literally fucking Sylvia Plath
reblog if you let people spam boop you
Hello I am ouch
That is all thank you
dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
May Apollo bless this scorching hot bath and make my knees shut up and put out the buzzing fire in my joints.
just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???
talking about myself btw
sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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