Me Btw 🙏🙏

i need geto,i want geto,i liek geto, I'll die for geto,i miss geto,i wanna lick geto,i fw geto,i smell geto,i want to smooch geto,i wanna fuck geto,I wanna do freaky things with geto,I wanna have a fam W geto,i need geto veiny hands(his d too).WANT GETO SO BAD RN,IM CRAZY FOR GETO.

Stooooopppp y’all just mean 😭

They should invent a way to kill yourself that doesn’t disappoint anyone

En las fechas más bonitas me siento Tan triste.

161 CALS FOR THE WHOLE PLATE <3

ok y’all are not gonna believe me but istg this is good lmao. i got it from tiktok but arranged it a little. it’s great for people who don’t have stevia or any 0 calorie sugar too, i know that it can be very expensive so here’s a recipe that doesn’t need any !

ingredients :

(brownies)

- 27g flour (96)

- 21g cocoa powder (48)

- pinch of salt + 1/4 tsp baking powder (0)

- 100g diet soda (0) ik that sounds extremely unappealing but trust me it’s still very good 💀 if you WANT to add some powdered sweetener tho, it’s 120g of soda (for 45g of sweetener)

(toppings)

- 1 tbs cocoa powder (12)

- 2g maple syrup (5)

- the quickest splash of unsweetened almond milk/water (0)

directions : mix the dry ingredients, then add in the diet soda, then you can either bake it in a preheated oven at 400F/200C or (impatient as i am) in the microwave for 2min30, it’ll come out very slimy tho, idk if you can see it in the pic. then mix and pour the chocolate glaze on top et voilà !

more recipes to come soon 💋🩰