Am-just-a-simp - Somebody

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

I want to commit murder

I just had a super weird "ah-HA!" moment (I don't get those often and now I'm excited, so bare with me.)

Okay so Michael Bay made both the 2014/16 TMNT movies AND the Transformers movies, and in the second TMNT movie there's a transformers cameo with Bumblebee.

....hold on. I gotta word this right before the weed kicks in.

(At this point in the post, I got a phone call and forgot what I was doing. It has been an hour and I am stoned out of my goddamned mind. I will do my best to continue from here. Sorry!)

...damnit. I got sidetracked. Ugh. Okay basically, well actually CANONICALLY TMNT, X-Files, Power Rangers, Hellboy, Ghost busters, Batman (and therefore, the league,) Hellboy, Street fighter, Archie, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and even Josie and the Pussycats all exsist IN THE SAME GODDAMNED UNIVERSE.

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT HOW FUCKED UP NEW YORK IS ON A REGULAR AFTERNOON!?!

Like, Donnie getting kidnapped by aliens

..and then probably getting saved by Scully and Mulder!? Does that last part actually happen??? I don't know, I haven't read that crossover yet. But the point is THAT IT COULD!

Meanwhile, you have Bebop and Rocksteady chillin with Scourge (Sonic)

While Raph's probably kickin back and having a beer with Casey and Hellboy

And Garfield and Mikey are playing it up like Top Chef in the kitchen,

All the while you have Optimus fuckin Prime and the Megazord probably having an arm wrestling match on a mountain somewhere!

AND THEN THERE'S WHATEVER THE GOD FEARING HELL THIS IS:

(At this point in my weed-fueled ramblings, I was distracted by the sounds of my dogs barking downstairs. Nothing was wrong, but there were cookies in the adjacent kitchen...well anyway, it's been 40 minutes. Sorry again! 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

Anyway, I had a point to all this...

...

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........OH YEAH!

Donnie fucks Batgirl.

The End.

I hate eating so much. Every time I eat I swear I can feel the fat on my body growing. Ew ew ew ew ew.

Going to start a 72 hours fast, wish me luck :)

Reblog to kill it faster

Okay about my Gaz post because it's mostly people who haven't played the games and are only in the fandom to hc CoD characters as uwu anime girlies (especially on tiktok) how are you gonna include some German mf who sounds like he belongs in JoJo Rabbit (I love König as much as the next person but some of his 'stans' are insufferable) in 141 edits/content and not fucking Kyle who's literally part of the 141. It's a bit weird when you include Price,Ghost, Soap and then boom König, like WHERE did that mf even come from😭 Anyway stan my delicious beautiful sergeant bc he solos.

“I want to bring him peace”

Lmao, I want my pussy to drive him insane. I want him to experience possessive, violent urges at my existence that consume his every waking thought.