I Know— It Should Be A Sin For Me To Be This Supportive. Stop, You Are Being So Fucking Cute I Can't

aussie hell is the worst kind of hell to find yourself in, so the studio should be shaking in their boots. i feel like that's why my love for marvel isn't as much as it used to. i feel like they were trying to milk that cow as along as they could, and after a while the quality started to go down— at least for some films. i love that for you, because if that title doesn't invoke fear into the studio then i don't know what will. i would love to marvel in a spiderman movie, but i don't know if that will ever come.

alright, alright — message received loud and clear. i’m honestly a little scared for the studio now... aussie hell sounds intense, and i fully support it. you’re absolutely right though — if they hadn’t been off making seventeen different spin-offs and squeezing every drop out of the multiverse, maybe we’d already be swinging through another film by now. but hey, i admire the commitment. i’ll consider this your official application to be the voice of the people — and if i do end up in those meetings, i’ll just casually drop, “alycia debnam-carey is not impressed and she’s sharpening her boomerang,” yeah? also, side note — if you ever want to cameo and show them how it’s done, i’m just saying… you'd make a killer addition to the spider-verse.

he was a waste of time. seems to be a trend for me. i'll just be a little busy after july filming godzilla, but i'm gonna do my best to be at as many games as i can be. i'll keep that in mind. let's just hope i bring the team good luck again this year.

Ah, okay I see. Well, I am sorry. You're right though, and I like the way you're thinking. You're good company to have, so losing that is definitely someone else's loss. You will? That would be even better, and I will send you over when our games are. If there is a city we're in that works the best just let me know, or you can come to Buffalo and watch us at home. If you do, you know that I will give you the full Buffalo tour and show you all the best spots.

@alyvas

right? i remember when buying tickets was so easy. the only struggle you had was getting to the will call station before they ran out of tickets. now you have to wait in some stupid queue, and if you have shitty internet? you are toast. i wish artist had more power as well. i feel like it's one of those things they should be in control of, or at least those who help put the tour together. would make life so much easier for everyone. i would love to go! just tell me where you will be and i'd love to go. isn't she? the world wasn't ready for her, but i am so glad we got her. i bet that was a dream to perform with them. my dad is a musician and his music has always had a heavy metallica influence, so he's super excited.

It was very different in my concert-going days. I mostly just stood in line at a physical ticket office for hours, even overnight, which I guess some people are still doing some version of for the pit but mostly fighting that war online. It does suck, and believe me when I say that artists wish they had more power. Thank you so much! I hope to see you there? I have a few tickets set aside for anyone who missed out, or who just didn't think they'd get a chance to go. Sabrina is incredible, isn't she? Haven't seen her in concert but have at an award show and she is something special. Oh, wow, you should be excited. I performed with them at the Grammy's one year and they're an elite talent. Enjoy, lovely! Both of you!

ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY via Instagram Stories, May 2nd 2025

ahhh! you have a whole eight more months to learn and grow with your little bean. i love that for you, ollie. i'm so happy for you both. of course i have to do that. my brother won't have kids so this is the next best thing. i want to be in the running for the coolest aunt.

she is a month along, if i remember correctly. and she is as beautiful as ever if not more so. so we have some time to prepare but i feel this will go by in no time. you know that you don't have do that, right? we appreciate it for sure but you don't have too.

ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY ph. Martin Rusch Story + Rain, March 2025

maybe i made you find out through a random headline because you refer to it as the 'new kong movie'. put some respect on godzilla's name and include my favorite radioactive lizard too. if you want my full, honest opinion i'm still in a state of shock about it. i went toe to toe with some pretty big names for this role, and the fact that they chose me is wild. i can't spill the details just yet on what side of the team i'll be on, but i promise as soon as i can you will be the first to know. no more crappy headline news for you, it will come straight from the source.

hold up… lycia. you didn’t think to tell me you’re in the new kong movie? i have to find out through some random headline while scrolling? really? that’s how we’re doing things now? i thought we were tighter than that. i would’ve at least expected a dramatic text like, “guess who’s starring alongside a giant ape?” or something. c’mon, spill—how’d that even happen? and more importantly, are you running from the monster or fighting it? @alyvas

alycia: i told you i was a piece of shit, but i guess it's better late than never? i'm not a huge fan of watching a show of film when the hype is still be loud. it opens me up for spoilers and that's not the vibe i'm going for. we definitely support the latter because that leather? show stopping. ☺️ please continue to compliment me. i haven't had my daily dose of praise from you. but seriously, i am very proud of you. in case i don't say it enough.

jensen: wow. 84 years, glad you finally emerged from the cave, debnam-carey. i’ll take “hot” in any form — hero, anti-hero, guy-who-makes-bad-decisions-in-leather. you're hot as well, since we're complimenting each other here, i gotta be honest. appreciate you watching though, seriously. means a lot coming from you. and hey — you’re not a terrible friend. just... a very patient one.

ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY as MILLA BLAKE Apple Cider Vinegar, 2025

is that why you go so long without talking to me? you get some sick, twisted satisfaction from being missed? such a sick man, teller. and here i was about to invite you out for a debnam-carey home cooked meal. you only have yourself to blame for missing out on that.

damn, i should've reached out to you a lot sooner. i love being missed, gives me little butterflies in my tummy. hated you? pfft, even you can't believe that. i'm just a forgetful dude, and it's my cross to bear. your parents house is in australia and i'm imagining it includes free homecooked meals, so i'd say that's pretty damn jealousy-inducing. i'm actually off this week but i'm working for my drink company instead. i'm in basel for eurovision and doing my best to sell booze here. very hard life, totally suffering.