Ezran: Soren I Hired Another Personal Guard So You Can Get Some Sleep-

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

Date a Hufflepuff who does color guard

Edited to add original source, with additional photos: https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/first-female-bodybuilders-1900s/

Rare Historical Photos

The first female bodybuilders and strongwomen showing off their gains, 1900s

The first “strongwomen” appeared in the 19th century, but were almost unheard of until much later. The appearance of strong women became mor

What If?

What if the mirror said Snow White was the farest, because that's who the Evil Queen truly felt was the farest, which is why she was so mad about it?

ok so here’s a thought:

there’s a large akuma attack, and Marinette and Adrien cannot transform because they’re in the public and have nowhere to hide. The akuma attacks them as Adrien tries to cover Marinette, but Gorilla, sent by Nathalie to guard over Adrien, intervenes. However, the akuma is too strong, and although the bodyguard manages to land a few solid punches on them, they quickly overpower him.

But just as they are about to finish him off…

WHAM

Someone lands a powerful blow on akuma’s face, sending them tumbling back. Gorilla looks up, and standing before him is nobody else than Tom Dupain, eyes narrowed, fists clenched.

The bodyguard gets up on his feet, looks at the akuma, then at Marinette’s dad…

And then The Best Dads™ do the manliest handshake.

The Chamber of Whoopass has been opened

Enemies to the kids… beware

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

dave cider

Xiaojun: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD, WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Winwin: Sarcastic, mischievous, long-ish hair, perfect smile-

Xiaojun: BLOOD TYPE!!

Winwin: Oh

Winwin: *looks down*

Winwin: Red

I work at cracker barrel, and immediately recognized the journal. I'm at work waaaaay too much.

08142019

today marks my third official day on my college campus! it’s stressful, it’s hectic, i’m homesick, but i’m hanging in there. i’m honestly excited for when classes start so i can have something to focus on other than my stressful thoughts.

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.