I Work At Cracker Barrel, And Immediately Recognized The Journal. I'm At Work Waaaaay Too Much.

Xiaojun: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD, WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Winwin: Sarcastic, mischievous, long-ish hair, perfect smile-

Xiaojun: BLOOD TYPE!!

Winwin: Oh

Winwin: *looks down*

Winwin: Red

ok so here’s a thought:

there’s a large akuma attack, and Marinette and Adrien cannot transform because they’re in the public and have nowhere to hide. The akuma attacks them as Adrien tries to cover Marinette, but Gorilla, sent by Nathalie to guard over Adrien, intervenes. However, the akuma is too strong, and although the bodyguard manages to land a few solid punches on them, they quickly overpower him.

But just as they are about to finish him off…

WHAM

Someone lands a powerful blow on akuma’s face, sending them tumbling back. Gorilla looks up, and standing before him is nobody else than Tom Dupain, eyes narrowed, fists clenched.

The bodyguard gets up on his feet, looks at the akuma, then at Marinette’s dad…

And then The Best Dads™ do the manliest handshake.

The Chamber of Whoopass has been opened

Enemies to the kids… beware

Slutty Witch

Please be careful.

JAKE THOUGHT STEPHEN SPOILED THE MOVIE OH MY GOD

I MEAN HE THOUGHT STEPHEN WAS REVEALING THE PLOT TWIST IN THE MOVIE 

saw his life flash before his eyes

Faustus: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?

Zelda: The audacity.

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Ezran: Soren I hired another personal guard so you can get some sleep-

Soren: YoU DID WhAT?!

Ezran: Soren really you need some sleep you can't always be-

Soren: you-..... YOU BED BATH AND BETRAYED ME