People Who've Never Seen Zeta Gundam But Know About The Whole "Char Puts On Sunglasses And Calls Himself

i am now accepting applications for "treacherous stooge"

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

Diversity win! This mass of teeth and blood pretending to be human is a woman!

Pirate Whump

salty air and harsh wood rubbing on wounds, making them worse.

manual labor as a punishment, scrubbing the deck all night until whumpee’s back aches and their knees are raw.

lashings. good ol’ lashings.

Whumpee, an important passenger on another ship, gets captured by pirates and taken hostage.

tossed in the brig, a dark, dingy, cramped space with chains and metal bars.

drowning!

a sword pressed against their throat as they’re presented to the captain. (forced to kneel??)

Forced to join the crew and doing their chores with shackles on their ankles.

Strapped to the main mast, exposed to the elements (and the cut throat crew) and completely at their mercy.

Stuck in the crow’s nest (especially during a storm)

A new peg leg. Might seem silly but I’d like to see YOU laugh while walking on a chunk of wood with a newly healing leg stump.

cant think of anything else rn but feel free to add on!

my taglist is open by the way ;)

@toads-and-gremlins

@whump-till-ya-jump

@herhighnessthegoblinqueen

@scoundrelwithboba

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives

you're looking pallid today my liege /gen /suspicious /untrustworthy /harmful /realactualharm /physicalharmbymagicalmeans

do you still have the edit you did of the rollin video where fred durst says nonbinary people