I Am Now Accepting Applications For "treacherous Stooge"

"all these people have adhd all of a sudden" honey the french have been drinking espresso after dinner since they first encountered stimulants, we've been here the whole time.

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

LISTEN UP PEOPLE

princegirls are for having their tendons severed and being forced to crawl around on the ground

Princesses do not get "Sad", we are overtaken by wistful melancholy, which further weakens our frail forms and compliments our gentle temperament. Now, do your little dance again, and do it properly this time.

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs