Almsworth-worm - Normal Person Do Not Read My Mind.

*talking loudly on the phone next to you on the bus* what do you MEAN my homunculus is transitioning

did you know you can actually just cock your head to the side and put your canine teeth on either side of her windpipe and not bite down but just hold gentle pressure while you're doing whatever you're doing to remind her that we are animals and with less force than it takes you to bite into a good apple you could tear out her pretty throat? you can do this any time and it's free and easy

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

the Ice War on Europa...

Every instance of older Challia breaking character... he's so cute when it happens...

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

Red-winged Blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)

Prospect Park, Brooklyn (April 29, 2025)