Red-winged Blackbird (Agelaius Phoeniceus)

Idgaf about honor or tradition, if some other vampire tries to square up with me i’m not fucking around with claws, magic, or teeth, i am shooting you in the head repeatedly.

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

What actually happened during ena5

romance languages are actual hell on earth man. every sentence that comes out of your mouth demands that you gender yourself. no room for ambiguity or plausible deniability. no room for freedom. you must announce if you're a man or a woman. what an absolute shitshow

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

forcefem but it's just a tgirl who's a doormat going along with all the recommendations she gets from her very fem-presenting friend