Almsworth-worm - Normal Person Do Not Read My Mind.

awesome beach near me

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

THE BEAUTIFUL BASTARD RETURNS!!!

yuri is when your girlfwiend bites you and makes you a lesbian

Everyone comes to me wanting to be some esoteric courtier position. We don't need anymore viziers or seneschals. you're a peasant levy. The princess allows you to use your body and a pike to stop the enemy mounted charge. You can get horny about it if you like.

the transgender desire to be called a good puppy

Actually every character ever is aromantic and/or asexual. Every single one of them.

Married? Platonic and/or tax benefits. Fucking? Friends with benefits.

Aros can still date and aces can still have sex, right? Great! Every allo character is now ace and/or aro! I am going to be so fucking annoying with this.

if i was an elder in vtm i wouldnt even know wtf is going on in sects. “did you hear about what happened in prague?” no i was in torpor. or i was playing mahjong with my ghoul.

one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

vampire sub with a "CAUTION I BITE" dog collar