Yuri Is When Your Girlfwiend Bites You And Makes You A Lesbian

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

that guy who was really focused on being considerate at all times is now a puppygirl who will bark for anyone if they ask her to.

you're looking pallid today my liege /gen /suspicious /untrustworthy /harmful /realactualharm /physicalharmbymagicalmeans

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

Day 260

Recent favorites

aesthetic of the day i think

OH BOY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?!

they wouldn't leave that man alone about his characters' smoking habits and that's why we ended up with Venom fucking vaping

Pirate Whump

salty air and harsh wood rubbing on wounds, making them worse.

manual labor as a punishment, scrubbing the deck all night until whumpee’s back aches and their knees are raw.

lashings. good ol’ lashings.

Whumpee, an important passenger on another ship, gets captured by pirates and taken hostage.

tossed in the brig, a dark, dingy, cramped space with chains and metal bars.

drowning!

a sword pressed against their throat as they’re presented to the captain. (forced to kneel??)

Forced to join the crew and doing their chores with shackles on their ankles.

Strapped to the main mast, exposed to the elements (and the cut throat crew) and completely at their mercy.

Stuck in the crow’s nest (especially during a storm)

A new peg leg. Might seem silly but I’d like to see YOU laugh while walking on a chunk of wood with a newly healing leg stump.

cant think of anything else rn but feel free to add on!

my taglist is open by the way ;)

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