*to Ethics Board* Well Im Sorry You Feel That Way (lie Detector Attached To Me Starts Blaring) But I

Admin face reveal

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

sorry for calling you "the rasputin of the polycule"

you're looking pallid today my liege /gen /suspicious /untrustworthy /harmful /realactualharm /physicalharmbymagicalmeans

absolutely just scrambled to open photoshop as soon as i saw this

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives

why'd the escapees decorate the walls like a Left4Dead level

"all these people have adhd all of a sudden" honey the french have been drinking espresso after dinner since they first encountered stimulants, we've been here the whole time.