Johnny’s One Of Those Boyfriends That Suddenly Remembers You Exist And Roams The House Seeking You

MDNI 18+

loser simon riley unaware that he is largely endowed getting laid for the first time

cw: loss of virginity, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, simon is down bad

simon getting pussy for the first time and doesn’t know how to act

“fuck si, your huge,” your hand gently stroking his cock, as he tried his best to not come right there and then. everything felt like a wet dream, a pretty girl like you all dolled up fisting his cock as you kissed his neck, perched up on his lap. your pretty pink lace panties tossed on the floor as you grinned on his muscular thighs, the idea of his cock deep inside you made you feel little achy in between your legs.

“i don’t know if it’ll fit,” you whined as you rubbed it along your glossy cunt, his cock painfully hard as he smeared the pre cum all over you. “it’ll fit, i promise,” simon groaned when you gently nudged his sensitive tip to your soppy hole, barely in and he was already a mess.

he would make it fit, god he would do anything to feel your small cunt around him.

you sank down inch by inch, but the stretch was too much, burning slightly as your cunt accommodated to his length. “is it all the way in si?” your voice trembling as you bit down on your glossy lip, your body already trembling.

“almost half way,” his large tatted hands gently holding your sides, “please, i need all of you.”

simon didn’t care if he sounded pathetic, because he was. he was so god damn desperate to feel something other than his calloused hands, or the stupid flesh light that he got.

“please, jus’ a lil more, i’ll make you feel good, please.” he begged, barely half way in and your cunt felt so warm, so welcoming - he couldn’t just let you go.

slowly you took him all the way in, your body shaking as the prominent bulge in your stomach was displayed, your breaths coming out in pants.

“i’ll make you feel good, i promise.”

his thrusts were awkward at first, you were just so damn tight like you are sucking him back in, barely pulling out a few inches before slamming back into you.

“too big si,” your nails slowly digging into his skin as your gummy walls clenched around him. “you can take it, yer doin’ so well.” he cooed softly as his mind went hazy with pleasure, a guttural groan leaving his lips as he bounced you on top of him.

you were like his personal flesh light, so warm and loving, your sweet cunt tightly snug against his cock - god he wasn’t going to stop.

his thrusts turned sloppy, the sound of skin slapping filled the room as you bounced mindlessly on his cock. you were too damn cock drunk to even think, his fat tip hitting all of your sweet spots.

“si, i think i’m gonna come.” the comment alone snapped simon out of his trance. the thought of you clenching tightly around him, whilst you came on his cock, it dribbling down almost made him come right there and then.

he wrapped his tatted arm around your waist, pulling you to his chest as he thrusted into your cunt harshly, your body trembling trying to get away from the amount of pleasure. “stay here please, i’ll make you feel good,” simon mumbled as he held you tightly in his arms,

the moment you came so did he, the feeling of your walls clenching around him was too much, he wasn’t used to it after all - only the feeling of his rough palms and the loveless toy.

“did you just-”

“fuck ‘m sorry, you just felt too good.” he grimaced at his apology, his hands wrapped your waist as if he didn’t want to let you go. “jus’ one more please?”

his eyes glued to the way his cum slowly oozed out of your cunt.

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Nikolai being on vacay with the ex wives and their kids and wife 8 (reader) asks why he’s there and one of the other wives responds with “oh he’s an honorary ex”

He's terribly charming. That's the first thing you notice about him, and it sets you on edge. John had been charming at first too. There's a warmth to him though, it clings to his sun kissed skin, caught in the thick pelt of hair that knots down his chest between the edges of the open placket. Something John would never have worn, light blue and white stripes matching the trunks he wore, thick around the middle in a way that spoke to strength as much as age. So different from your ex-husband that you can't help thinking of him.

"Nikolai," He whispers in your ear, his voice low and sonorous, "but you can call me however you want." And you do, desperately, want to call him something. Want to call him something when you trace fingers over the white lines in his beard, when he places his sunglasses over your eyes, when he rubs sun lotion into your back and you feel the tickle of his fingers at the hem of your bikini bottoms. You want to have something to cling to between the two of you, something that feels solid and real, something that isn't just a man's passing fancy.

But maybe you should take this as an opportunity to have a passing fancy of your own. If John can have so many wives, surely no one would fault you having a little vacation fling after your divorce.

It feels more than indulgent when Nikolai puts his mouth on you, it's sinful. John never made your back bow like this, never crooked thick fingers inside you while sucking at your clit, never had you gasping and pushing at his head for a moment's reprieve, certainly never raised his lips from you to tell you, "You are so beautiful moya milaya" with a tortured look in his eyes, as if he couldn't decide between fucking you and keeping you here in this ecstasy.

Similarly John never wrapped his arms around you afterwards, kissing your forehead and murmuring soft words of praise. He certainly didn't keep you held in his arms all night, or kiss you awake with the offer of breakfast.

John did embarrass you. Though perhaps not as thoroughly as when you walk out of your little cabana with Nikolai and hear another ex-wife exclaim, "Oh Nik! We were wondering where you'd run off to."

Worse still when you give her a confused look and she explains, "Nik's the reason John's got the money for all of us, he's practically an ex-wife himself."

and Nikolai chuckles, his fingers lingering on your waist, sheepish as he half-asks, "Ah, you are, most recent Mrs. Price then."

Childhood best friend!Soap who becomes your friends with benefits because you said you weren’t looking for a relationship and he’s convinced that every time he makes you cry on his dick from how good it is that he gets a little closer to making you fall in love with him

And then, when you’re laying with him and cuddling afterwards one night, you tell him that you’re not sure how much longer this is gonna go on— that you met someone recently at pub. And you really like him. His heart starts to pound. He thought you weren’t looking for a relationship— this isn’t fair—

It’s someone wearing a black surgical mask who had dark eyes, like a shark’s eyes. Deep voice and a Manchester accent. Broody, you call him.

sending johnny voice messages while you're lying down in bed after a shitty day because he's deployed and you miss your man, except he's seeing them but not replying, which only worsens your mood.

meanwhile, he's jerking off to the soft, breathy murmurs playing from his phone. he's been so pent-up the past few days, and being away from his girls (you and your pussy) has only heightened the frustration, so he can't help it when the first thing he sees when he opens up your chat are the lengthy voice messages.

when he finally sends something back, it's a photo of him holding his shirt up between his teeth and a hand wrapped around his leaking cock, cum covering his belly, thighs, and even all the way up his chest. just the sluttiest photo you've ever seen.

sorry bonnie, couldn't help it ;) pops up under the photo, and you're just staring at your phone with an unimpressed look as more messages pour in of him asking if you could keep purring in his ear like that; maybe throw in a few instructions for him next time he wants to have a wank (which is probably soon, so get to it, love).

I realized I REALLY love the bug guy x smol guy trope, which is probably why I'm so into Sal/Gabe. Also Sal is just.. simply hot.

It's also probably why I love Bowuigi so much. Big x smol. Man your Bowser art from, idk when you posted it, was soooo good.

I'm like, a monsterfucker, but I wouldn't actually fuck a monster. I'm the asexual equivalent of a monsterfucker. I'm a monsterdater. I would date the shit outta Bowser

POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class

Gaz.

part 2 to this... the mutual parasocial relationship thickens

Price

Found this on an old flashdrive and you cannot tell me this isn't Captain John Price coded. Like could you just imagine John has been home for a few months, meaning he hasn't been working out as much, his stomach becoming a bit heavier with all the foods you've been cooking.

And you just can't get enough of it. Don't get me wrong, no matter how he looks, John's body is incredible. But there's just something so...domestic about him when he starts looking like this.

Some old poly 141 art. i dont think i like this one too much but still. Eepy boys that were trying to watch a movie.