Nikolai Being On Vacay With The Ex Wives And Their Kids And Wife 8 (reader) Asks Why He’s There And

Nikolai being on vacay with the ex wives and their kids and wife 8 (reader) asks why he’s there and one of the other wives responds with “oh he’s an honorary ex”

He's terribly charming. That's the first thing you notice about him, and it sets you on edge. John had been charming at first too. There's a warmth to him though, it clings to his sun kissed skin, caught in the thick pelt of hair that knots down his chest between the edges of the open placket. Something John would never have worn, light blue and white stripes matching the trunks he wore, thick around the middle in a way that spoke to strength as much as age. So different from your ex-husband that you can't help thinking of him.

"Nikolai," He whispers in your ear, his voice low and sonorous, "but you can call me however you want." And you do, desperately, want to call him something. Want to call him something when you trace fingers over the white lines in his beard, when he places his sunglasses over your eyes, when he rubs sun lotion into your back and you feel the tickle of his fingers at the hem of your bikini bottoms. You want to have something to cling to between the two of you, something that feels solid and real, something that isn't just a man's passing fancy.

But maybe you should take this as an opportunity to have a passing fancy of your own. If John can have so many wives, surely no one would fault you having a little vacation fling after your divorce.

It feels more than indulgent when Nikolai puts his mouth on you, it's sinful. John never made your back bow like this, never crooked thick fingers inside you while sucking at your clit, never had you gasping and pushing at his head for a moment's reprieve, certainly never raised his lips from you to tell you, "You are so beautiful moya milaya" with a tortured look in his eyes, as if he couldn't decide between fucking you and keeping you here in this ecstasy.

Similarly John never wrapped his arms around you afterwards, kissing your forehead and murmuring soft words of praise. He certainly didn't keep you held in his arms all night, or kiss you awake with the offer of breakfast.

John did embarrass you. Though perhaps not as thoroughly as when you walk out of your little cabana with Nikolai and hear another ex-wife exclaim, "Oh Nik! We were wondering where you'd run off to."

Worse still when you give her a confused look and she explains, "Nik's the reason John's got the money for all of us, he's practically an ex-wife himself."

and Nikolai chuckles, his fingers lingering on your waist, sheepish as he half-asks, "Ah, you are, most recent Mrs. Price then."

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makeout sess with a big dude but im LOWK groping his thighs and ass

1 month ago

More angst

More Angst

Ghost who lives after Johnny dies, Ghost who wishes the bomb went off so he didn’t have to face a world without his Johnny. The one he didn’t get to tell he loved, foolishly believing they’d both make it back when it seems neither did truly.

Or angstier:

The same Johnny he wanted to marry, the ring burning in his bedside drawer in his room in the barracks. He had made a plan after this mission he was gonna propose to Johnny, he even asked for Price’s blessing, he was even going to ask him to officiate their wedding? What he wasn’t expecting when cleaning out Soap’s room? An engagement ring with their initials cause of course Soap’s sappy like that, a note that had written down Johnny’s plans, how he was gonna propose, how he was gonna get Price’s blessing besides definitely already having it and oh no..just like him Johnny was planning to ask Price to officiate their wedding, so now, weeks later Ghost wears a chain with two rings on it, Johnny’s plans in a picture frame so Simon Ghost never has to forget how he wrote, his handwriting, cause he despite knowing he wouldn’t ever forget, also didn’t think that mission was gonna take Johnny away and yet it did, and he refused to let the world take one more thing of Johnny away, or his memory away.

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8 months ago

homemade hair masks for gaz when he comes back from a deployment. especially from dryer places where you know his hair's suffered. aloe vera blended with avocado, egg, honey, and olive oil to help with moisture and protein. maybe a little bit of xantham gum to thicken it up if you want. sitting him down on one of your yoga mats, an old bleached towel on his shoulders as he leans his cheek on your inner thigh while you apply the mask straight to his hair while he watches tv, his shoulders relaxing the longer your fingers work through his hair. eyes fluttering softly as he tries to stay awake at the soft, delicate movements that he only ever receives at home.

4 months ago

Nah that bluecollar!simon au except he knows the exact moment your relationship with your fuckass bf starts going downhill cause the lunches aren't quite so catered to your bf's tastes anymore. He doesn't open the bag to begin with, so how would he know that you've started packing them for Simon and he's just doing the hard part and delivering it?

Idk I just think the most loving thing you can do for someone is cook for them. What does that say about me.

Simon who’s into cuckholding lame men but instead of fucking their girlfriends he’s eating their cooking like a starving animal. He’s like lol look at the fuckin idiot being my free post mates boy.

Also I lied. He’s fucking the girlfriend also. But to him there is a vast difference between “I fucked your girl” and “your girl cooked me dinner and I asked for thirds”. Any guy can fuck a girl. But a girl will not spend her precious time making a lovely warm meal for just any man.

6 months ago

Soap who’s so fucking nasty

Soap who does every single thing that your other boyfriends refused to do.

He kisses you after you suck him off. Eats his own cum out of you. Pins you down to get a taste of you when you’ve just come home after a long day— doesn’t let you shower. Likes you unshaven. Doesn’t want you wearing deodorant or perfume on his birthday.

He likes to fuck you when you’re sick because fevers just make your cunt even hotter than usual. And he’ll still shove his tongue down your throat— he doesn’t give a damn if he gets sick.

When you wake up he’ll start making out with you, smearing his cheek against the drool you left on the pillow.

He tells you he can practically smell your sweet, wet cunt. Then when he gets you undressed, he just buries his head between your legs and breathes deep.

Every time you go hiking he wants a pussyjob from you. He wants to leave a sticky mess for you to feel in your panties on the way back down. The leggings you wear just drive him crazy like that.

He likes for you to get each other off while you’re still clothed and then swap underwear.

6 months ago

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

4 weeks ago
Have Some More ✨Suggestive Boots✨

Have some more ✨Suggestive Boots✨

1 month ago

MEN IN UNIFORM

6 months ago

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4 weeks ago

beautiful work, as always! Now what if I nonchalantly slip my hand down their pants? Like a stress toy....or ball, I guess....stress balls?

Gaz: the flincher. He’ll always be a little tense if you slip your hands in there without warning and grab his balls. He’s one of those people where if the cops drive by he’s like “this is it they’re gonna take me away” even though he literally hasn’t done anything so when you grab his balls he’s like “this is it I must’ve done something and now my nuts are gonna get gorilla gripped”. And what’s crazy is that he accepts that fate straight away.

Soap: he’s getting hard about it the minute the tip of your pinky breaches waistband.

Ghost: the number 1 fan of “just playin’ with ‘em”. Loves to mindlessly paw at you just to relax. So he’ll be 100% into you treating him like a stress toy.

Price: laughs and shakes his head. “Yeah, sweetheart, they’re still there.” Also in the very back of his mind he is wondering if there’s a chance testicular massage can contribute to rate of conception but he’ll never say that.

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