Hi Mr. Wonka. If I In Any Way Made You Or Your Oompa Loompas Uncomfortable At The Last Barbeque, I Sincerely

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

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Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️

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You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease πŸ’€

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

4 years ago

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.

3 years ago

Whatβ€˜s your native language and tribe? Iβ€˜m ojibwe haha I never met another American Indian on here! 😊😊😊😊

Oh, cool! Lakota Sioux over here. ☺️ I've met like two others on here, maybe three. You would be the fourth. πŸ’™

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3 years ago

if you had to choose a side in the feud would you choose johnny Depp or amber heard??

If You Had To Choose A Side In The Feud Would You Choose Johnny Depp Or Amber Heard??

Neither. I don't like either of them, they're both lunatics tbh (esp Johnny, he's openly friends with & idolizes satanists, pedos, beastialists & Marilyn Manson - an outed woman abuser & satanist. Plus people have OD'd & died in his weird nightclub & shit. But nobody talks about any of this. Dude's sketchy asf & needs to be arrested & thoroughly investigated. Cause birds of a feather, ya know?). Amber on the other hand just seems like your typical privileged & protected manipulative, opportunistic white girl. Chances are they both have abusive personalities in private. Cancel both.

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4 years ago

Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?

You know ur attractive af right?

Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.

And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.

It just doesn't appeal to me.

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