“What Am I?”

I hope that you're still coming to the picnic this weekend?

But of course! I wouldn't miss it for the world, dear Edward. ☺️

Ooh, that reminds me! Do I need to bring anything? Cups, cake, drinks, chocolate?

I kinda already baked the cake, I hope you don't mind strawberry fudge whipple delight...topped with whipped cream, heh.

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

Hello. You look like a attractive actor I used to watch in a horror film series... he played a murderous spirit that hum a eerie song that lured children into the woods and he killed them there because their parents didn’t pay him for his work when he was a alive and then he killed the town people because the city burned him alive for fake witchcraft accusations... my Dad made me stop watching it because the underground scene was giving me nightmares... are you friends with a producer named nauci / naucey ?

Hi. 👋☺️ *Nancy, yeah. I am. It was based on the Salem witch trials & the legend of Pied Piper, with darker imagery. I've heard people say it gave them nightmares or triggered their anxiety. It's funny you brought up the catacombs cause we had to redo a murder scene down there a few times because a lot of the cast & crew thought the crying was "too real", thinking the kids were being hurt for real. This gif actually reminds me a lot of the kids being lured into the forest before the murders.

I be a hoe for VC 😝😛😌😋☺️😌😚

Hola lol yeah hi i just found out you were in some movies I watched and your family like own a company or something and I saw part of your house on instagram so are you like rich?? lol srry for bad english it is not my first lang.. 💭

Lol, I hate acknowledging stuff like that about my life cause it feels like I'm bragging, & I don't wanna be a douche & be like "I'm rich". I'm fortunate & blessed. Your english is fine, btw. 😊✨

Merry Thiccmas 🎄 (🔊)

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

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PLEASE KEEP THIS HAIRCUT AND YOUR HAIR DYED BLACK ITS SO CUTE ON YOU 😭😭😭. I hope you donated your hair after you cut it like you said you was gonna. And I like your bleached/distressed friends shirt 😊.

Hi! ☺️ I did donate my hair! It's kind of weird but every year after I cut my hair I try to donate it at least once since it grows so fast/long. I just figure why not if I can be helping someone, it doesn't have to go to waste, you know? Thanks for the cute compliments, sweetie! 🖤

G O O D N I G H T 🌙

Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚

Of course!

I love how you rejected Mrs beareguarde before the boat ride and didn't sit by her but then after that you was just all up in her personal space and sneaking up on her and shit 😂😂😂😂😂

Was I invading her personal space any more than she had already mine? I didn't notice. Her advance prior was intentional, though. My being in her space was just coincidental and situational. Because her daughter was a gigantic blueberry and that probably needed to be talked about.