Why’s It Always Gotta Be “he’s So Pretty When He Goes Down On Me” And Never “he Eats Pussy

Why’s it always gotta be “he’s so pretty when he goes down on me” and never “he eats pussy like part of a complete breakfast”??

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Touch Tank

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alia-atreideez
2 years ago

Adolin dies in book 5. Send tweet.

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cosmere stormlight archive stormlight predictions like obviously I would be sad from the moment he did that thing at the end of WoR he had something bad coming his way
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alia-atreideez
11 months ago

how I slept last night knowing that s3 of iwtv is secured, rockstar lestat is happening, akasha is on her way, loustat are endgame, ghost!claudia is a possibility, sam reid is not allowed to cut his hair short for a couple more years, daniel is now a vampire and the devil's minion is real:

How I Slept Last Night Knowing That S3 Of Iwtv Is Secured, Rockstar Lestat Is Happening, Akasha Is On
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alia-atreideez
1 year ago

<3

sharpay and Ryan with a screenshot of a YouTube comment that says "too gay for their time love them"
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GAY high school musical sharpay evans hsm i found this in the comment section for “crucified” by army of lovers
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alia-atreideez
1 year ago

Megan Thee Joestar

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Megan Thee Joestar
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alia-atreideez
1 year ago
Absolutely Losing My Shit Over This Diabetes Advert I Saw In The UK.

Absolutely losing my shit over this diabetes advert I saw in the UK.

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the beatles diabeatles were any of the Beatles diabetic?? or were they just malnourished bc they were poor and from Liverpool??
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alia-atreideez
1 month ago
A photo of the cast of Chicago Hope, but the text has been edited so the title of the show reads, "Chicago Pope". All the cast members have little red cardinal hats drawn on their heads.

I hate so much that this was my first reaction the news

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da pope
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alia-atreideez
11 months ago

Agreed, wholeheartedly. A timeless beauty.

We are not talking about him enough

We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
We Are Not Talking About Him Enough
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alia-atreideez
3 weeks ago

Okay, Clarice.

Okay, Clarice.
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clarice lispector the female experience the hour of the star
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alia-atreideez
11 months ago

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🦅🇺🇸

Finally Announced! Now People Can Stop Worrying!!

Finally announced! Now people can stop worrying!!

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alia-atreideez
2 years ago

Goncharov (1973) literally predicted Shinzo Abe’s assassination and nobody talks about it enough.

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