Ren/alex, Jonas/ren, And Alex/clarissa Are The Best Oxenfree Ships And No I Dont Take Criticism

Jonas: Lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie. Never doing that again. Alex: You shoved a thin mint cookie up your Jussy? Jonas: MY WHAT

paramore

denormalize clarissa hate. demonize clarissa hate

people who hate clarissa are so boring

*me making the most incomprehensible shitpost & it getting like 3 notes* im sorry im not REBLOGGABLE im sorry im not something COOL to put on your dash im sorry my content isnt GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU *bangs pots and pans* STOP SILENCING MY DUMB SHIT!! I AM FUNNY!! I AM FUNNY!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OXENFREE!!!!!!!!!!

*sees a triangle* wow this is just like oxenfr *chokes as blood pours out of every orifice in my body, flowing down my skin and onto the floor where it burns everything it touches like acid*

stonathan

this is an oxenfree blog

missing oxenfree hours + i love this fucking joke

listen, i hate weezer as a band, and i hate their fans, but they got some good ass riffs yo. leave a man be. /hj

so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o

alex could beat goku