Penelope: Hey Em, Hotch Just Called, He Wants To Go On A Second Date With You

If I had a nickel for everytime Adrianne Palicki played a totally BA character in one of my shows who is still in love with her ex-husband and 'has to' work with him because she got him the job, I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice

aubrey, just getting home from work: what are you doing?

beca, standing on a table: this is my house, i can stand wherever i want in it

aubrey, rolling up his sleeves: where's the spider?

beca nearly crying: under the table.

The trio that never was:

Elle Greenaway: Fuck men.

Emily Prentiss: Fuck the police.

Alex Blake: Now class as many linguists will tell you words commonly have multiple meanings and these statements can go either way. However, fascinatingly, these two statements are meant to be interpreted literally in both ways based on context we gather from the speaker's perspective.

Alex Blake: Any Questions?

JJ: I volunteer.

A FIGHTING BULL LIKE MOI LOOKS FOR NOTHING ELSE.

Penelope Garcia in 9x22 “Fatal.”

hotch, to no one in particular: i keep getting these recurring headaches

*the entire team walks in*

hotch: my headache is back

this is so canon i was their cell phone

started a buddie social media au — it's pinned on my twitter account @/bellabradys 🫶🏻

here's the beginning:

i'll be posting the rest on twitter <3

CUTIE POOKIE

So you profiled me? Luke Alvez, behavioral analyst. That’s what I do.

screaming crying throwing up

emily: uh oh

jj: what?

emily: i see an angry husband heading our way

jj: yours or mine?

emily: does it matter?

jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead

this is canon idc

*drunk off their collective asses*

Chim: Eddie! Buck likes you!

Buck: Chim! You said you wouldn't tell!

Eddie: Baby, we're already mar-

Buck: Backstabber! I'm gonna tell Maddie you like her!

Chim: *gasps*

Buck: MADS! CHIM HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!

Maddie, holding baby Jee Yun: Gee, I would never have guessed.