Me, Age 13, Walking Past A Lingerie Shop:

two characters in media: [try to tear each other down]

me: i think they should kiss

Lesbian Holiday Movies Perfect for the Hallmark Channel

when your teacher starts talking about “homosexuals”

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

INFP: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.

INFJ: Because you're sweet and funny.

INFP: Well, INTJ said I'm moody and quiet, so one of you is lying.

will someone just listen to music with me goddammit

You want to be alone, Wednesday? Be alone.

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