she/her || aroace || demigirl || multifandom || mentally ill
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Snuggly bois look how content they look 🥺
Also, blobby morning Kappa is best Kappa fight me
me when my alarm goes off
It was no secret that Miya loved cats. Probably even more than humans. But the real shocker was that he didn’t have one of his own. Is there anything in this world half as ridiculous?
Or
Miya finds a sick kitten while going out to eat with his friends and takes responsibility.
Also, I mention a character named Yuhiko in that story. I feel like people are gonna say she's my OC. For clarificaiton:
That's Yuhiko. She's the girl talking to Takashi in Episode 3. She's not my character. All I did was give her a name and background.
It fucken WIMDY
Windy
Yikes
"Cara mia, I love your scary stories more than anything in the world, but it is THREE A.M. GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE THING REMOVE YOUR THROAT OUT OF YOUR NECK LIKE A DAMN TWIZZLER"
Enid leans close to your face at night to tell you a scary story.
There's a little something called lonely friends who had a bad day PLEASE COME TALK TO ME ON DISCORD
WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN I ASK THEM TO STOP
SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH
TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
MAKE THAT SEVENTEEN YET ANOTHER ONE HAS CREEPED UP ON ME AFTER I ASKED TUMBLR TO STOP
SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH
TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH
TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
I especially love how in Shadow's universe, there's a giant statue of Maria that I bet he demands everyone pray to. In fact, it's probably the first thing he did.
"So sire, now that you are king, shall we establish new bylaws?
"I want a statue of my friend."
"Okay, that can be done. Now as for-"
"In the center of the kingdom."
"A-Alright..."
"She has angel wings because that's what she was."
"Sire-"
"What?"
"Berto, I love you, but please..."
"STAHP"
I hope this Genshin player I talked to back in November is doing well
(We were talking about Timaeus and Katheryne by the way)
Oh sweetheart... Get out while you can
sooo.... tee hee.... what's it like being doomed by the narrative? *twirls hair*
I had this really cool dream last night.
So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.
Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.
Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.
Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.
Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.
"Signora asked too many questions."
"Ayaka stole your attention from me."
"Kuni got in the way."
Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.
A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.
To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.
Sonic, kicking down the door with Nine, Mangey, and Sails on his back: TAILS YOU'VE GOT BROTHERS
wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️
Augh, screw you
Okay but just listen..
...
You've gotta stop giving me ideas man...
Okay but just listen..
...
"Strong independent woman x her grumpy but loving husband = parents" is the only straight couple trope I will accept.
{ A Vee & Via Collab | Art by @vee-skies }
“He’s a keeper.”
That’s what people always told Sonic whenever Shadow performed any display of affection, from ordering Sonic’s favorite flavor of boba tea, to bringing roses when Sonic was feeling down, to brushing the grass out of Sonic’s quills after a particularly tough battle.
When they held hands in public for the first time—the hero remembered it like it was yesterday—Sonic asked his partner if he felt embarrassed. To his surprise, Shadow responded, “About what?”
It made Sonic feel giddy inside and out.
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Greetings humans
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!
There's Legos in my home...
BUT THEY'RE NOT MADE OF WATERMELON
Stop-motion animating LEGO bricks.
Someone: disses Enid
Wednesday: -appearing out of nowhere- Hi
headcanon that whenever someone acts shitty towards enid, wednesday appears out of nowhere with murder on her mind
Pugsley: Why does Enid call you babygirl?
Wednesday: How about we stop talking for a while?
Kaoru's choking on his own spit
What did I just read...
One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later
To think my girl Wednesday went from this:
TO THIS:
JESUS CHRIST
So y'all remember Carter?
We were discussing Genshin Impact, and I said the whole fandom should collectively agree on Xingqiu and Chongyun together, to which he replied, "can two dudes just be friends and not let it get weird?!" Reminder: This is the guy who said Bakugo doesn't deserve love. I told him in return, "can a man and a woman be friends and not let it get weird?" And he deadass looked me in the eyes and said:
I was SO CLOSE to doing something that would've landed me in detention.
DON'T TELL ME Y'ALL FORGOT THAT TODAY IS THIS MAN'S BIRTHDAY
HE CARRIED THE SHOW AND HE DESPERATELY NEEDS A RAISE