Link: That's my boy!
Tulin: *gets yeeted*
Link: NO MY BOY!!!
Tulin: FATHER HELP
MY SON
I have finally figured out the real reason Kojiro wears so little
He has the body heat of a hummingbird, and Kaoru is the exact opposite. No matter how many layers he wears, he will always be chilly. So Kojiro doesn't wear a shirt under his jacket so he can more efficiently do his duty as a human space heater!
Always keep your boyfriend at room temperature!
He WOULD
tfw you get in a fistfight with the only raccoon in france and lose 😩😩😩
WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG
The debate of all time
If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along
Augh, screw you
Okay but just listen..
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Zohakuten: I wanna go home
Sekido: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Urogi: You left me, Aizetsu, and Karaku in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Sekido: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Urogi: What is it called when you kill a friend? Aizetsu: Homicide. Sekido: Murder. Karaku: Homiecide.
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Urogi: Hah! 69! you know what that means? Sekido: What? Aizetsu: That you're a child. Karaku: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?
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Karaku: *Gasp* Urogi: wHAT?? Karaku: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Urogi: *inhales* Aizetsu, in another room with Sekido: Why can I hear screeching?
{ A Vee & Via Collab | Art by @vee-skies }
“He’s a keeper.”
That’s what people always told Sonic whenever Shadow performed any display of affection, from ordering Sonic’s favorite flavor of boba tea, to bringing roses when Sonic was feeling down, to brushing the grass out of Sonic’s quills after a particularly tough battle.
When they held hands in public for the first time—the hero remembered it like it was yesterday—Sonic asked his partner if he felt embarrassed. To his surprise, Shadow responded, “About what?”
It made Sonic feel giddy inside and out.
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Really? You're a bicycle! I'm a tricycle!
I’d like everyone to know i’m bisexual :>
Headcanon: Oka isn't just good at the skateboard crafting business - he's also a great mechanic. Shadow knows this. So he constantly finds a way to mess up his car by sticking plastic into the air vents or dumping orange juice on the engine or shit like that. Oka fixes it all but sometimes there's nothing wrong with the vehicle whatsoever. At the end of the day, it's just an excuse for Shadow to see Oka.
Bonus: Reki found out, and Shadow didn't have the money to compensate him fairly, so now Shadow has to babysit Miya anytime Reki says.
I've been working on pieces for #ShadokaWeek over on Twitter, this one's my favorite so far 🥺💕 love these mens
she/her || aroace || demigirl || multifandom || mentally ill
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