I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: -poof- Here ya go

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

You're lucky I found his account and said sorry within 24 hours.

You'd be minced meat without me.

Another thousand apologies milord

I am so very sorry about my friend, @tsuunytsuun. I will see to it they don't bother you anymore, milord

It is fine. Whoever they were, they were not too much of a bother. I understand well, there are a lot of strange individuals on here.

Not my pronouns but I'm dipping my toes into that pool

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Basically Mulan

Shang: You're a woman???

Mulan: Yeah

Shang:

Shang: You mean to tell me...

Shang: THAT I HAD A SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS FOR NOTHING

Mulan: WHAT

Shang: WHAT

THAT'S ALL I ASK PLEASE

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

What did I just read...

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

I had this really cool dream last night.

So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.

Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.

Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.

Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.

Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.

"Signora asked too many questions."

"Ayaka stole your attention from me."

"Kuni got in the way."

Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.

A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.

To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.

@tsuunytsuun We must protect this bean with our lives

sorry not sorry

Snuggly bois look how content they look 🥺

Also, blobby morning Kappa is best Kappa fight me

me when my alarm goes off

One of them must also be gay, it is a requirement

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies