BRO HERE'S AN IDEA

I had this really cool dream last night.

So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.

Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.

Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.

Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.

Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.

"Signora asked too many questions."

"Ayaka stole your attention from me."

"Kuni got in the way."

Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.

A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.

To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.

Meeting Riju in TotK

Riju:

Link:

Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars

Link:

Riju: You gonna explain?

Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.

SIXTEEN GIRLBOTS

SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH

TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

"Cara mia, I love your scary stories more than anything in the world, but it is THREE A.M. GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE THING REMOVE YOUR THROAT OUT OF YOUR NECK LIKE A DAMN TWIZZLER"

Enid leans close to your face at night to tell you a scary story.

Me, a religiously-repulsed human being: -sipping lemonade and shrugging-

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME????

PLEASE, STOOOOPPPP!!!!!!

LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!

DAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDDDDD

ATTENTION ALL MATCHABLOSSOM FANS!

I'm happy to announce that this blog will be hosting its very first fanfiction/fanart event:

The Magical Matchablossom 2023 Bang!

Hosted by the incredible @tsuunytsuun and the epic @aina-not-anna UvU

Keep reading for more information!

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• How It Will Work • Since this is my first time organizing one of these, I decided that this is going to be a relatively small event, with an even number of members (Most likely eight or twelve). If you're chosen, you'll be joining a discord server where everyone can get their partners (partners chosen randomly) and collaborate.

Once everyone is assigned a partner, each pair will have two weeks to do one of the following tasks:

• Write a matchablossom fic together (if both are writers)

• Write a fic and complete a drawing to go with it (if one is a writer and the other is an artist)

• Complete two art pieces that tie together in some way (If both are artists)

Keep in mind that these do not have to be extremely complicated! Although I do request that you put at least a little bit of effort :]

(FICS MUST HAVE A MINIMUM OF AT LEAST 300 WORDS IN ORDER TO BE APART OF THIS EVENT)

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• Who Can Participate •Artists, writers, ANYONE! :D This Bang is SFW so anyone and everyone can participate! As long as you follow and respect the rules and other participants ofc ^^ (Also keep in mind that in order to have Discord you must be at least thirteen years old)

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• How To Participate • All you have to do is click the handy-dandy link on the bottom of this post, and fill out the google form to apply! Keep in mind that since I'm only accepting a limited number of members, this is very much first come first serve.

APPLY HERE! -> https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf97zH3JULKM8BEGRDJSOfxc0jvwIQtWj_ybi0fv2APLwyW5w/viewform?usp=sf_link

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It's not Disney, but Derek and Odette.

So if Reki and Langa are apparently, canonically Cinderella and Prince Charming, what fairytale or Disney couple are Cherry and Joe? This is an extremely important question.

Basically Mulan

Shang: You're a woman???

Mulan: Yeah

Shang:

Shang: You mean to tell me...

Shang: THAT I HAD A SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS FOR NOTHING

Mulan: WHAT

Shang: WHAT