Meeting Riju In TotK

AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

DAMN YOU JONAH SCOTT 😭

Soooooooooo…

we all agree that this guy’s autistic right?

No? Just me?

Okay then.

Ambrosious: JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING

Ballister: YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF

Ambrosious: NO I WON'T LOVE WILL KEEP ME WARM

Nimona, who shifted into a polar bear: You're idiots

Ambrosius and hoodies

because it's rainy here and I'm wearing a hoodie

I headcanon that Ambrosius loves wearing hoodies because it's good to pull it up at times he's in public and doesn't want fans to know he's around

Ballister kept telling him that since he wears it so often people will know it's him

Except some people also try buying the same hoodies Ambrosius buys and even knock off versions that look like it if that's all they can afford because they like copying his fashion choices

Some fans already interrupted a regular citizen with their hood up because of this so it's not so frequent that Ambrosius gets found out.

When the weather is cold, Ambrosius would wear two hoodies, an inner and outer type because one time, Ballister said he was cold and one of the few fans Ballister had at that time (pre-movie) overheard and offered him theirs.

While Ballister had been refusing, Ambrosius took off his own hoodie and even if he was freezing himself, he forced Ballister to wear it before walking away.

He doesn't - he has the exact same problem

gazjzvdnamzbxbznamzb??!

he's so 💕💞💖💕💖💞 how does kojiro even deal 😩

Okay So This Happened

I was at lunch with my friends, and my singular male friend Carter and I started talking about MHA. I have little education pertaining to the fandom, but he's a total weeb about it.

He told me Bakugo doesn't deserve love.

He deadass looked me in the eyes and told me that a character that is SUPPOSED to be written as an antagonist in Japanese standards doesn't deserve love.

Bakugo simps, don't come for me, his words, not mine

Fuck you

I've got problems with you

I'm taking you home and raising you as my own

STEP ON ME MOMMY

I guess we'll never know 😔

*i put silver the hedgehog in a bucket of water and he immediately dissolves like a bath bomb*