The Absolute Cinema As Pangi TPs Away From The Castle With Arrows Thinking Pili Doesn't Care About Him

Bad: "If you were stuck on a deserted island with Pili, and you were starving, do you think you would eat him?"

Pangi: "Wow- I- No, I don't think I would eat Pili, I don't think I could."

Bad: "So, you won't eat him, that means you don't consider Pili a real friend."

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Pangi: "Are you trying to normalize cannibalism, Badboyhalo?"

Bad: "Cannibalism?"

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Pangi: "You- you know I'm a human, right? I'm flesh and bone."

Pili from out of nowhere who's been silent this entire time: "So you're a furry!"

the insane powerplay of letting someone Almost kill you and saying no no go ahead. do it look ill respawn right here go ahead and finish me off you were talking big before now follow through. and then being Right . pangi the man that you are

stay with me

I love the idea of Sirius thinking Regulus is like an annoying victorian child with a stick up his ass who'll drop dead at the sound of a sex joke being told, turning up his nose at anything vulgar, while Regulus is actually whoring himself to half of Slytherin and sniffing coke off Bellatrix's pinky nail at family events

quick reference for my character on Ovis Origins !! A mc modded server by @/galatovis (twitter)

i think a nalu element that doesn't get talked about enough is the fact that pre-series, natsu doesn't really hang out with a lot of people. yes, he loves his friends and family but there are few people he actively likes to or wants to spend time with before lucy. it's just him and happy for the most part but then he meets lucy he's like "yeah, she's cool, we're going to be best friends from now on" and then for the most part they're basically inseparable after that

he wants to team up with her because she's nice, and she is, but there's a lot of people in the guild who are nice. in my silly little brain palace i just think that natsu just vibes with her so much from the very beginning that he just feels so compelled to be with her that after years of going solo he suddenly wants to form a team with this girl that he's know for like what, a week? yeah she's not the strongest and at that point she's a little whiny and hasn't grown into the smart mage she is now, but i think that even though natsu sees the potential in her, he doesn't really care about that in that moment. he just sees her and nice and funny and caring and he thinks that she's cool so he wants to be around her more

i also like to think about the idea that lucy just thinks natsu has always been eager to be around people and has no idea that she's the only one that has this effect on him

Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.

Pili: Are you sure about that?

Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.

Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Pangi: Go on.

Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?

Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.

Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?

Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.

Pili: You look so naked right now.

Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.

Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.

Pangi: Is it wrong?

Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-

Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?

Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!

Pangi: Yeah, go for it!

Pili: Why do you have no knockback?

Pangi: I don't know.

Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!

Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.

Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-

Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"

Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)

Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)

Pangi: But you can't.

Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.

Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.

Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)

Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.

Evan who’s been told his whole life ‘Regulus is a good girl, and a Black at that. I’m sure if you behave you’ll be able to have her hand when you’re of age,’ and that kept him going and loyal for so long just because the idea of being able to marry his friend who actually understood him and being able to protect them both by their pact signed with rings over having them be forced to marry other, lesser nobles and being separated forever just gave him hope like nothing else. And it could happen, it really could, if they were both good and played their parts they could be together forever!

But then Sirius had to fuck everything up for both of them. He couldn’t stand to ruin just his own life, he had to drag regulus down with him. Now regulus will be forced to marry someone of higher stature than the Rosier’s no matter what, the most traditional and most accomplished pureblood they can find, to breed with as fast as possible just to create better heirs and have someone fit to take the seat Sirius left behind because a girl like regulus can’t.

Evan who has a very personal and visceral hatred for Sirius Black because the life he had planned for himself and Regulus was completely ruined only by his hands. They could have made it. They were so close to making it. If Sirius could have understood responsibility and kept his fucking duties in check like everyone else Evan could have married the love of his life and pleased their families in one go.

Evan choosing to assert his power and name to his and Regulus’ parents by getting the dark mark is Sirius’ fault. Regulus following behind despite Evan telling him to stay back is Sirius’ fault. Everything. Is Sirius’ fault. Evan will never stop being angry, Evan will never forgive him.

My goobers <3

Ros: Do you even have like, a family?

Pili: No. I am his family.

Pangi: That hits a little close to home, Ros.

Ros: Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry- [Giggles] Oh no, I feel bad..

Pangi: [Laughing] No, it’s ok! It’s ok.

Pili: It’s ok, it’s ok, you know why? I am his family!

Ros: Awh- Oh..Aww!

Pangi: Yep! Mhm!

Pili: Yup, us furries we stick together.

Pangi: Im not a furry! I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry Ros.

Ros: You know what, you’re valid, you’re valid for that!

Pangi: Valid for what-?

Ros: What am I? Am I a fruit, I’m just a cucumber! (it’s not in this clip but Pili called her a fruit cake)