Stay With Me

I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr

Bad: "If you were stuck on a deserted island with Pili, and you were starving, do you think you would eat him?"

Pangi: "Wow- I- No, I don't think I would eat Pili, I don't think I could."

Bad: "So, you won't eat him, that means you don't consider Pili a real friend."

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Pangi: "Are you trying to normalize cannibalism, Badboyhalo?"

Bad: "Cannibalism?"

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Pangi: "You- you know I'm a human, right? I'm flesh and bone."

Pili from out of nowhere who's been silent this entire time: "So you're a furry!"

RUN MY GUY RUN ‼️

Regulus and Barty very casually have intellectual conversations at 2 am, in the middle of the night in their dorm, while Evan is snoring loudly in the background

theyve been saying bye to each other for like a minute

they're gay your honor

pov youre pangi and youve just been broken up with by your tmasc catboy previous patient situationship and you went to go get blackout drunk, plan to kill everyone, and build a railgun and then your ex-situationship’s mortal enemy that you hate by proxy walks up to you and asks if you can do another therapy session for her and the entire time she talks about the guy who just broke up with you

barty threatening regulus (who is together w james) with a gun pointed to regulus' face and tells him to suck his cock and records the whole thing

Pili: Nooooo, my only ally... I'm so sad

Aimsey: He's like totes dead, man.

Pili: Now me and Pangi are gonna be alone, together, just the two of us, no more Bad, just the two of us... This is so sad....

Aimsey: [...] Okay... Anyway...

for me to be left alone in a room full of things that I’ve done