Platonic Bartylus Is Them Making Out In The Slytherin Common Room When Everyone Is Asleep, Regulus Helping

Pangi: Hey honey, I'm back.

Pili: Did you just call me-...? Are you talking to me??

Pangi: No- No! I was talking to BadBoyHalo's cat!

Pili: Hello?! I had like a legit jumpscare, like a shiver down my spine...

just a bee and an enderman having funky lil adventures

Pangi: "I'm still really proud of you, no matter the outcome of this."

Pili: "You are?"

Pangi: "I always will be."

bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty

Pangili just existing and doing their thing while Aimsey becomes more homophobic the second /j

Pangi : Pili this morning dmed me chat, "Pangi do you want to have fun fun time with me today brewing potion with me. You know, it will be fun, it will be awesome FUN"

Pili : Actually, I'm pretty sure that was not how I wrote the message. I'm pretty sure I was being more mean than that

Pangi : Yeah, no, you were like, "You gotta log on"

Pili : You sugarcoated it a little bit, I'm gonna read it hold on

Pangi : Okay. Read it out, read it out !

Pili : Okay, so I basically said. Wait, hold on, let me scroll up, I said :

"Hey dude, just letting you know tomorrow you're on potion duty. You're gonna help my ass get to 100, you have no other option, see you later."

And then, huh, a dot [Roster noise] at the end

pov youre pangi and youve just been broken up with by your tmasc catboy previous patient situationship and you went to go get blackout drunk, plan to kill everyone, and build a railgun and then your ex-situationship’s mortal enemy that you hate by proxy walks up to you and asks if you can do another therapy session for her and the entire time she talks about the guy who just broke up with you

half asleep regulus whining and calling barty baby so he stays in bed with him (he get's cold when barty isn't there)

Natsu took the picture

The absolute cinema as Pangi TPs away from the castle with arrows thinking Pili doesn't care about him while at the same time Pili TPs closer to the castle worried about Pangi