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Parody of “School Song” from Matilda but Sanders Sides style (lyrics by me)

If you don’t know, in the song “School Song” the chorus goes along with the alphabet. Example: “So you think you're A-ble To survive this mess by B-ing A prince or a princess, you will soon C...” etc

So the first part of this post is all of the lyrics of the parody, beginning to end. The second part is just the chorus where it’s listed what episode goes with each line.

I really hope you enjoy! :)

Backstory: Not sure of the specifics, but basically Virgil yelled at Roman, Logan, and Patton and told them to go away and never come back. So they needed a place to stay, and the only place other than the light side of the mind is the dark side of the mind. So they go there!

Roman: You know guys, everything’s okay...

Roman: They’ll probably let us stay…

Roman: We’re all strong,

Roman: I’m sure we’ll be fine…

Roman: It’ll be okay…

Logan: It’ll be okay…

Patton: It’ll be okay…

Deceit:

You have an Identity

L R & P: Ahh!

You’re a grown adult facing off your anxiety

“Life’s well,” don’t lie!

Life’s dark, this isn’t Disney

Your mind

Is shattered and your broken heart

Is alone and never free

Motivation seeping- Questions? Just ask me!

Remus:

You

Think you’re original

That the world isn’t a negative place 

Oh, grow up!

You’ll never be able to change

Life isn’t a silly cartoon

You have anxiety, that isn’t good

You need to just fit in and move on!

Deceit and Remus:

Life isn’t like Christmas,

Lying is good

You will get out of bed morning’

Eat your breakfast with some good jam question,

How much do you truly know about yourself?

Come, listen here

My dear

This is a phase

It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes

You’re so selfless

But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish

You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!

Patton: Why?

Remus: Why? Why?? Did you hear what we said?

Deceit and Remus: Oh, don’t be so intrusive! 

Roman: YOU! GUYS! SUCK!

Deceit and Remus: OH COME ON GUYS! 

Remus: We’re the ones trying to help you here

Patton: It’s okay guys, this is fine! AHH!

Logan: We’ll make it out of here alive! AHH!

Roman: This place is really fun, according to no one. AHH!

Roman: We’ll survive, we’re Sanders sides!

Remus: Sanders Sides? Have you guys even been listening to us?

Deceit and Remus:

You have an Identity 

You’re a grown adult facing off your anxiety 

“Life’s well,” don’t lie! 

Life’s dark, this isn’t Disney 

Your mind

Is shattered and your broken heart 

Is alone and never free 

Motivation seeping- Questions? Just ask me! 

You

Think you’re original 

That the world isn’t a negative place

Oh, grow up! 

You’ll never be able to change 

Life isn’t a silly cartoon 

You have anxiety, that isn’t good

You need to just fit in and move on!

Life isn’t like Christmas, 

Lying is good 

You will get out of bed morning time’ 

Eat your breakfast with some good jam- question,

How much do you truly know about yourself? 

Come, listen here

My dear

This is a phase 

It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes

You’re so selfless

But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish

You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!

L P & R: Why?

Deceit and Remus: Why? Why? WHY? 

Remus: Didn’t you hear what we said?

Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive! (Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts)

Deceit: Don’t be so intrusive-

Remus: Logan, Patton, Remus, Roman, Virgil, Thomas, Virgil, Roman, Remus, Patton, Logan, Patton, Remus, Roman, Virgil, Thomas!

R P and L: Why why why why why why why?

Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive! 

Chorus with meanings: 

You have an Identity (My True Identity)

You’re a grown adult (Way Too Adult) facing off your anxiety (Taking on Anxiety)

“Life’s well,” don’t lie! (A New Year of Lying to Myself)

Life’s dark (The Dark Side of Disney), this isn’t Disney (I’m in a Disney Show)

Your mind

Is shattered and your broken heart (The MIND vs. The HEART)

Is alone (Alone on Valentines Day) and never free 

Motivation seeping (Losing My Motivation)- Questions? Just ask me! 

(Sanders Sides Q&A)

You

Think you’re original (Am I ORIGINAL?)

That the world isn’t a negative place (My NEGATIVE Thinking)

Oh, grow up! (Growing Up!)

You’ll never be able to change (Making Some Changes!) 

Life isn’t a silly cartoon (Being a Cartoon!)

You have anxiety (Accepting Anxiety), that isn’t good (Can Anxiety Be Good?)

You need to just fit in (Fitting In) and move on (Moving On Parts 1&2)!

Life isn’t like Christmas, (Sanders Sides 12 Days of Christmas)

Lying is good (Can Lying Be Good?)

You will get out of bed morning time’ (Why Do We Get Out of Bed 

in the Morning?)

Eat your breakfast with some good jam- question, (Crofters: The Musical!) 

How much do you truly know about yourself? (Learning New Things About 

Ourselves)

Come, listen here

My dear

This is a phase (Embarrassing Phases)

It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes

You’re so selfless

But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish (Selfishness v. Selflessness) 

You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!

L P & R: Why?

Deceit and Remus: Why? Why? WHY? 

Remus: Didn’t you hear what we said?

Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive! (Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts)

okay so I’d like to present a new theory

The Yin Yang Theory

Okay so basically we all know what the symbol looks like right?

this pretty rad lookin thing, pretty lit huh?

Anyway Yin Yang doesn’t necessarily represent opposites but two foils that are interdependent, two opposing things that rely on each other to create balance.

Well, the “core” sides and the “dark” sides are very good foils like Patton and Janus are foils and Roman and Remus are foils. (okay stay with me y’all)

well in SVSR, right next to the 07734 number, there’s this

“Thomas = 8”

Which means that there probably is 8 sides! Okay now back to the Yin Yang-

On the white side there’s a black dot and on the black side there’s a white dot-

What if.... the dots represent Virgil and his counterpart.. on opposite sides from where they originally were? Like there’s a dark side in the “light” side and a “light” side on the dark side? If it’s true that means the sides represent more than just parts of Thomas’ personality, they could represent balance! It could also mean that despite their differences they rely and depend on each other!

TL;DR: The Sides represent inner balance and interdependency-

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

im doing this thing called ~taking a mental health day~ ooooo

also im like slightly sick, but its mostly because im too stressed out to function

Coming into a fandom late

I GOT AN 85% ON MY MATH QUIZ WOOOOOO

happy birthday patton!

// sanders asides spoliers

coming back to tumblr to say that this fic is canon now

woah somebody tagged me in something? that’s weird lol- thanks! :D

Favorite color: uhhh I don’t really have one? I like rainbows though

Top 3 ships: 3- Jopper (Joyce x Hopper) from Stranger Things  2- Boyf riends (Jeremy Heere x Michael Mell) from Be More Chill    1- Literally every ship from Sanders Sides :P (though LAMP/DLAMP, Dukeceit, Roceit and Logince have a special place in my heart) (and screw RemRom)

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick since I don’t care for lipstick

Last Song: Hobo Johnson - Typical Story (weird time for me to be doing this since this is like, the only rap song I listen to and it doesn’t represent my music taste whatsoever lol)

Last Movie: Finding Nemo!!

Currently Reading: Dracula by Bram Stoker (I have 50 pages left but I’ve been procrastinating reading it lol)

Tag 9 People: ....well I don’t have enough social confidence for that lol but I think @hxlfblood-of-hermes won’t mind being tagged so I’ll just do them :P

Get to know me game

I got tagged by @thaldy uwu (starting a new thread to keep the post short)

Favorite color: pastel bluish greens like light aqua or mint green!

Top 3 ships: Me x A Compassionate Clown Husband x A beautiful Acrobatic Wife (irl), jonmartin (tma), and tododeku (bnha). I’m a multi shipper all the way so if it’s cute and not creepy I’m probably chill with it

Lipstick or chapstick: love the drama of dark lipstick

Last song: The Phantom Of The Opera (Nightwish cover)

Last Movie: Your Name

Currently Reading: research on echolalia and autism lol

Tag 9 people:

@wearing-a-papermask @murder-and-sparkles @cabbagelovesyou @letsgetthisoverwith

Jdhdjd I’m too nervous to bug any other mutuals so that’s all ✌️

figuring out about when sanders sides should end with ~math~ woo

hey! so recently joan made a post saying that sanders sides will end with “season” 3, and that while the show is not close to being over, they intend to try and pick up the pace with the rate that content is being uploaded. 

so i wanted to do the math and see (if the length of season 3 and the time between uploads is consistent) when about sanders sides should end! note this this probably is gonna be very inaccurate (lots of assumptions have to be made), and we won’t actually know when the show will end until it actually does, but i like math and thought this would be fun to do! hope you enjoy! :D

Okay, so the first thing is to figure out about how long season 3 might be! This part is kind of difficult because we don’t have much data to work with; season 2 isn't even over yet. However, I’m going to assume that ‘nearing’ probably means only 2-5 more episodes. I’m going to just say 3 because it feels like a safe middle ground, and it gives room for a two parter + another normal episode. So, that would mean that season two would have 15 episodes in total, and we can also assume season 3 will probably have a similar number of episodes. And since season 1 has 17 episodes, let’s say that season 3 will have sixteen episodes. 

Okay, next thing on the list: how long will it be between episodes? 

We need to keep in mind two factors:

     1. How long the episodes in season 3 are

     2. How long does it take the team to create and post an episode based on how long it is

For the first one, I’m going to assume that they’re all going to be pretty long. The last few Sanders Sides have consistently gotten longer and longer, and for simplicity sake let’s say the team wouldn’t go over an hour an episode, so let’s say that most of the episodes in season 3 will be around the length of LNTAO, SVS and DWIT. Again, a lot of what I’m saying here is probably wrong, but these are the conclusions that I have to draw without getting too complicated. 

Second, I did the math *cough* I used a website *cough*, and found the time between EP - SVS and SVS - DWIT. 

EP - SVS

SVS - DWIT

These numbers are pretty close, surprisingly! Oh, and I’m not going to use the time between DWIT and SVSR because Joan mentioned that they want to pick up the pace with episodes, and I doubt that we’ll have to wait almost a year for the next episode. I’m also not counting the length between CTH and LNTAO because it took longer to create LNTAO for various reasons (they were originally going to do the puppeteering themselves, but later on decided to hire someone else to do it).

SO! The mean of 98 and 87 is 92.5, so about 3 months. So now we have about how long it should be between episodes!

I know that having two numbers (98 and 87) probably isn’t enough to be very accurate, but again, we’ll have to draw some conclusions here (I doubt all of the episodes will come out in 3 months; we all know that at least one episode will be late by like 10 months, lol). Also I’m lazy. 

SO!! Finally, we can figure out about when Sanders Sides will end! 

16 episodes times 3 months is 48 months, and 48 months is 4 years, so we can conclude that Sanders Sides will end sometime in 2024!

Which is… actually as not as disappointing as I thought it would be, lol. Sander Sides hasn’t even been going on for 4 years yet, so we still have a while before it’s over! Yay! :D

But… yeah, I just did all of this because I was bored. :P

Have a great day! :D