Agetman88 - My Dark Corner Of The Library.

concept for a film: theres a break in and the burgler gets locked in the home with a cat. the cat somehow wins. the details are unimportant

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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HRT is not enough. I need to be able to tuck in my arms and legs and roll away.

"This barbie hates cops"

Seen in Brooklyn, New York

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh damn, I forgot my keys. I'm locked out.

Dracula: I can fix that.

Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh right, since you've been invited in before, you can to use your vampire powers to enter and unlock it from the inside

Dracula, having already pulled a wolf out from under his cape somehow and thrown it like a javelin through the nearest window: wait what

Jonathan Harker or whoever: ...

Dracula: ...

Dracula: Yeah I guess that would have worked too