Fuck It, Reblog To Give The Person You Rb'ed This From A Freshly Baked Buttery Croissant.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

lesbians with terrible sleep schedules. you agree. reblog.

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy