Fuuuuuuuuck Him Fuuuuuuuuuck Nazis

Omg I started cackling

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

Bwgahahahaha

Rowan: And DON’T do anything stupid that will get you killed.

Manon: We’re talking about you two, if that wasn’t obvious.

Aelin *standing next to Dorian*: What do you mean us two?

Rowan: WhAt dO yoU mEaN uS tWo? GEE AELIN, I WONDER.

Aelin:

Dorian:

Aelin *whispering loudly*: I think someone pissed in his bird seed this morning.

Ugh I love them all

Aelin: “Get it? Because we should have died?”

They would totally make jokes like this and Rowan and Manon would be sick of their sh*t

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I just started cackling

Should i cry or laugh???

Dain: Sloane said yes!

Rhiannon: You're in deep shit...

Dain: Why...?

Violet: Because Liam isn't here to give a shovel talk. But Ridoc and I are. My office. Ten minutes. *Walks away*

Dain: Isn't that your office...?

Xaden: She figured you'd say that and gave me orders to tell you "Xaden basically ceded his throne when he sat me on it and said "My house, my chair, my woman" and now you have thirty seconds to get your ass in there upon the message's delivery."

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

Here are the things I love most about Psych:

There is a general lack of sexism and misogyny amongst the characters. The women are portrayed as competent as the men and as accomplished as the men. They show platonic male/female friendships and relationships without trying to force something romantic between characters.

There is a general lack of homophobia. Shawn doesn't get offended when people think he and Gus are together. Shawn and Gus are portrayed perfectly in the sense that there is no toxic masculinity. They are open with their love and friendship and don't "no homo" it.

They don't push the marriage or baby rhetoric. Shawn and Juliet having an open conversation about deciding not to want children and just have dogs, and not feeling pressure to be married until the 1st movie is so refreshing, and even then, they didn't make it a big deal. The women in Psych are written for more than being love interests.

They don't downplay Shawn's trauma around his childhood, especially as it contrasts with Gus's more stable home life. Shawn and Henry's relationship feels (to me) like the epitome of "I can understand how and why you did what you did, but that doesn't mean I have to forgive you for it." Likewise, they don't minimize the trauma Juliet had over Yang. They never tell her to "get over it" or try and tell her it wasn't that bad.

They show that what makes a villain isn't black and white. The villains are complicated, like Yang and Desperaux. They're not all bad, but they're also not all good.

All of the storylines with animals are just *chefs kiss.*

The writing is so good. It's comedic but has feelings. It is a safe space. All of the characters grow throughout the course of the show. They don't just stay stagnant.

Anyway. I love it.

I used to have a sign in my door that said “if my horse doesn’t like you I probably won’t either”

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

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