I Just Started Cackling

xaden 🤝 aelin

arranging a last-minute marriage so their kingdom isn’t left without an heir when they sacrifice themselves

Bwgahahahaha

Rowan: And DON’T do anything stupid that will get you killed.

Manon: We’re talking about you two, if that wasn’t obvious.

Aelin *standing next to Dorian*: What do you mean us two?

Rowan: WhAt dO yoU mEaN uS tWo? GEE AELIN, I WONDER.

Aelin:

Dorian:

Aelin *whispering loudly*: I think someone pissed in his bird seed this morning.

gromit you should leave him girl

We love a good old lover boy

I love Violet because she really looked at the strongest, scariest rider in the whole quadrant who actively wanted to kill her, and went yep, that’s the one I want to fuck.

And she did.

She also turned him into a romantic boy obsessed and I think that’s so great for her.

Wife guy from day one

Heir of Fire:

Rowan to Aelin: I’m a centuries old warrior! I’ve been in hundreds of battles and fought in many wars. You will listen to what I tell you! I’m here to train you and nothing else!

Also Rowan: here let me hold your shopping bags full of chocolates for you. Is it too heavy? Do you need me to carry your purse? Do you need me to carry your coat? Do you need me to carry you-

B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls

Dain: Sloane said yes!

Rhiannon: You're in deep shit...

Dain: Why...?

Violet: Because Liam isn't here to give a shovel talk. But Ridoc and I are. My office. Ten minutes. *Walks away*

Dain: Isn't that your office...?

Xaden: She figured you'd say that and gave me orders to tell you "Xaden basically ceded his throne when he sat me on it and said "My house, my chair, my woman" and now you have thirty seconds to get your ass in there upon the message's delivery."

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