I WANT THE FERAL

sgaeyl: you know i'm not allowed to interfere

andarna: i know!

sgaeyl: there's other dragons around that you could call for help

andarna: i could!

sgaeyl: you can just bite those humans, run or fly away

andarna: i can!

sgaeyl: and you're just watching the girl risk her life?

andarna: yes!

sgaeyl: i can't tell you what to do - if i could, you wouldn't be here at all, but for the love of god, why aren't you doing anything?

andarna: i'm waiting for dad to come! :D

Omg I started cackling

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

what is this show anymore man

"No," said Merry. "It's no good getting under cover. That's just what people have been doing, and just what these ruffians like... No, we've got to do something at once!"

"Do what?" said Pippin.

"Raise the Shire," said Merry. "Now! Wake all our people. They hate all this, you can see! All of them except one or two rascals and fools that want to be important. But not all understand what's really going on. The Shire-folk have been so comfortable so long they don't know what to do. They just want a match, though, and they'll all go up in fire."

- The Scouring of the Shire, The Return of the King, JRR Tolkien

Revenge

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

I love this sassy power couple

THIS 👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻 GROWTH👏🏻

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

He’s so unhinged I love him so much

I know everyone talks about how Tolkien infused his war ptsd into LOTR but did you know he wrote letters to his kids from 'santa' and they include a full on war with goblins to save Christmas?? And polar bears and elves (the shelf kind) getting injured and starving like this man could never be chill he had to have a battle and I love that for him

NO ONE in that dome was breathing