Sgaeyl: You Know I'm Not Allowed To Interfere

Why did you leave this in the tags? Also I love that Gandalf just fucks with everyone and a lot of the time people can tell if he’s serious or not

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

Like and reblog if you’re asexual

OR if you believe that asexuality is real. I’m trying to prove a point here.

Love the subtle fourth wall break

phineas and ferb + jokes about imitable behavior

This is the cutest fucking thing

Andarna doesn’t want the lil bb dragons to feel left out, so she keeps them up to date on Xaden and Violet and all the drama in Fourth Wing.

"Hi, my name is Tairn. This is my scary wife, Sgaeyl, my idiot daughter, Andarna, and my other idiot daughter, Violet."

–Tairn for the entirety of Iron Flame, probably

Dain: Sloane said yes!

Rhiannon: You're in deep shit...

Dain: Why...?

Violet: Because Liam isn't here to give a shovel talk. But Ridoc and I are. My office. Ten minutes. *Walks away*

Dain: Isn't that your office...?

Xaden: She figured you'd say that and gave me orders to tell you "Xaden basically ceded his throne when he sat me on it and said "My house, my chair, my woman" and now you have thirty seconds to get your ass in there upon the message's delivery."

Its heartbreaking and beautiful and I love it so much

“Pffft I’m not crying, I’m the one who makes people cry around here!” I yell as I shake my fist in the air, sobbing my way through the first two chapters of @infinitelymint’s god rest my soul (I miss who I used to be)

"Draw up the papers," Xaden says, gripping my chair.

Bile rises in my throat. What the fuck is he doing?

Cat's head snaps into our direction, Mira and Garrick both gawk, and Aaric continues eating.

I want the damned bond back now.

"Ah, there we go!" Faris claps twice. "What an excellent decision. Shall we go with three or four years?"

"Lifetime. Anything less is unacceptable." Xaden slides his hand to the back of my neck. "And her full name for the papers is Violet Sorrengail. Two Rs."

I'm torn between throwing a dagger at his chest and kissing the shit out of him.

-Onyx Storm

WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED