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reblog to send gay experiences to the person you reblogged from
No October without rosekiller
This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology
keefe you're badly representing gay ass white boys right now you should be ashamed. back to your corner.
More about the contortionist Black
James in denial:
They are so competitive with each other
dorlily are so all girls school academic rivals to lovers angry love confessions secret relationships girlies!!!
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Keeping in touch around the world
Dumbledore: It has come to my attention that inappropriate actions took place at a party a few nights ago.
The Great Hall: *intense flashbacks to the party four nights ago, where Remus sold joints to everyone, Lily drank half a bottle of vodka and could still walk straight, Mary danced until she somehow lost all her clothes, Marlene and Dorcas glared and growled at each other the entire party until they disappeared upstairs, James kissed Regulus in front of everyone and they also disappeared upstairs, Snape called Regulus a slur so Barty blew Evan in the middle of the room, Sirius ripped his shirt and his pants to leave him irresistibly exposed, Peter and Amelia sat in the corner playing chess and only got tipsy, Edgar and Emmeline started a game of strip-poker which left everyone in their underwear and a few people naked, and Pandora and Xenophilius stayed sober the whole time, took photos of everyone, and made sure everyone got to bed safely*
Dumbledore: Does anyone know anything about this?
The Great Hall, in perfect unison: No.
how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin
Your daily dose of cat memes
wolfstar headcanon: Remus making amortentia just so he can smell Sirius again
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
“not all men”
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
Scoobynatural animators didn’t have to go this hard on Dean’s eyeliner but I’m so glad they did
Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop
Remus *catching Sirius set up the stupidest prank imaginable*: please tell me you did not drag James into this
Sirius: I didn't drag James into this
Sirius: it was his idea in the first place
walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
Sirius: I’m useless.
Remus: No you aren’t. You can be used as a bad example.
My name is 💅✨️Lewis✨️💅
Lily: When James was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Regulus: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
James: I heard you like bad boys.
James: well I'm bad at everything.
James: winks with both eyes.
Someone: You can't do everything your friends do. If they jumped off a bridge, would you--
Regulus Black: Yes.
Everyone:
Regulus: I'll go first.
James, with spray bottle: No, Reggie.
Sirius, gay panicking and trying to shake the very intimate dream he had about Remus last night: You lot ever have dreams that just...make you question yourself?
James, thinking of the multiple dreams he's had of Regulus: Erm, no. I just dream about...Quidditch and stuff.
Peter: Once I dreamed that I was in rat form and a cat swallowed me whole. And when I went down its throat it was like a slide and then I landed in McGonagall's lap.
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: I'm gonna go ask Marlene.
October Prompts
Theme: Canon
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Remus *irritated*: What is wrong with you??
Sirius *having a meltdown*: EVerYthInG AppARENtLy!
James *walking in*: hey, slow down, what happened??
Sirius: REMUS PUT YOU DOWN AS HIS EMERGENCY CONTACT
James: Oh, wow, thanks rem, m'honored-
Sirius: OH WELL YOU TWO CAN GO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES THEN, IM HIS HUSBAND. WHY IS HE EVEN CONSIDERING ANYONE ELSE-
Remus: LAST TIME I PUT YOU DOWN, YOU CALLED EVERYONE WHEN I'D JUST NEEDED A RIDE HOME
Sirius: AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY HUSBAND WASNT DYING???
Remus: I WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU!
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: technicalities.
When I get a nice AO3 comment or Tumblr reblog I have to force myself not to say "I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU" and instead say "thanks"
Yayaya I finally finished it!
Doodle dump!
Sirius *having a crisis*: well how did you know?!
James *oblivious*: how did i know...what?
Sirius: well that yk... you fancied blokes too
James: wdym, doesn't everyone find everyone attractive??
Sirius:
James: don't they??
James: don't they Sirius??
Sirius:
Sirius: yk what, you deal with your problems and i'll deal with mine
sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life