Latest Posts by adventures-of-impala - Page 7
Barty is a brat and calls Evan Goldilocks, it’s canon
Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death
AYE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM AND FANFIC ENJOYERS CHECK THIS OUT‼️‼️
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51057358
It's a small fic my very dear friend Zee has made for Suptober!! Go check her work because it's awesome and you don't want to miss out 😌✨ this is a fanart I made based on the fic~ SO GO AND GIVE IT SOME LOVE‼️‼️and of course stay tuned for more 👀
Wolfstar as something I said yesterday
Remus: sometimes people ask me what I see in my boyfriend. I honestly have no clue.
Sirius: 😡
Remus: but he does hold my yarn while I crochet, so there’s that
Would you prefer slutty wolfstar or slutty wolfstar with angsty undertone ?
Gabriel: "God does not play games with the universe!"
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Adam:
The children themselves:
The whole world:
Crowley: "Where have you been?!"
Crowley: *casually sitting in a burning car*
"Ah, excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I seem to have got slightly lost. Tadfield Air Base?"
Old man:
Crowley:
Old man: "Second on the right."
Crowley: "Thanks."
Old man: "...your car is on fire."
au where the marauders (& co) get summer jobs at haven and it’s chaos.
Sirius has Remus around his finger
Marauders;
Remus; I'm going to study
James: Oh ill join you
Peter: Me too!!
Sirius: Remus I need help with my homework
Remus...
Sirius: Please?
Remus: *sits down immediately* What's up?
Kicking him down the stairs for every repost 😁
To celebrate Asexual Visibility Week (which Happy Asexual Visibility Week by the way omg), here is a list of characters who are now asexual because I said so:
Crowley and Aziraphale (Good Omens) I mean, this is basically canon for me already but their relationship genuinely means so much to me because it's not inherently romantic or sexual or even strictly platonic, they just have such a strong emotional bond and love each other in a way that I think could only be asexual. And being fairly new to my sexuality (not even a year yet) I really needed them in my life. Maybe I don't want an allonormative relationship - maybe I just want what they have. Idk they're just really special to me.
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) Belle being ace removes the beastiality aspect of the story so I think this is best for everyone involved. (This goes for Tiana too, actually - ace!Tiana, let's go). But she literally fell in love with the Beast because of his personality after spending a long time getting to know him (and because of a Library but ykw me too girlie). And it helps that I've had a strong attachment to Belle since forever (and I actually played her in a school production when I was 6).
Peter Pettigrew (Harry Potter) Right, so I do hate Peter and I wouldn't do this if I didn't have to, but omg he is so asexual. And definitely not saying that asexual people are going to betray and murder their best friends but I feel like not fitting in with his very allonormative group and maybe not even knowing what the term asexual means could be an interesting motivation for his actions. Peter feeling like he's broken somehow for not feeling what the others are feeling, thinking there must be something wrong with him since everyone else is falling in love, viewing himself as unloveable because platonic love isn't enough when everyone else has a brilliant romance, turning to the Dark Lord because he's been left behind but maybe this will fix him... and then losing that platonic love too and realising he didn't need fixing after all and his friends were enough, but now it's too late. So, anyway, ace!Peter makes me sad.
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) "There's never been anything romantic between Gale and me." This is 100% because Gale is a walking red flag but I'll take it as an aroace thing too. “Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s all right to kiss me any time you feel like it.” The fact she didn't fall head-over-heels in love with Peeta as soon as he said this is honestly all the evidence I need. Also trying to act like you're madly in love with someone? I know it was for survival but, again, I'll take what I can get. "What I need is the dandelion in the spring... And only Peeta can give me that." This is not an allosexual relationship, I will not change my mind. Personally, I think Katniss is probably demisexual and I love her for that.
The Doctor (Doctor Who) If I had a nickel for every time David Tennant played an 'immortal' genderfluid asexual non-human who loves the stars and humanity, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. And if I had a nickel for every time I was in love with those characters, I would also have two nickels. But, yeah, the Doctor is asexual, that's just canon for me (and David Tennant said it too soooooooo).
Zoe Nightshade (Percy Jackson) The Hunters of Artemis are a sisterhood that requires you to swear off love and relations with men. Oh no, what a sacrifice! Come to think of it, she also has a connection to the stars - this is becoming a recurring thing.
Artemis, Athena, and Hestia (Greek Mythology) The fact there is a trio of asexual goddesses will never not make me so happy. In the Homeric Hymns, 5, To Aphrodite, Aphrodite is described as having "no power" over these three, which basically just confirms what everyone was already thinking. Artemis is quite literally the Maiden Goddess, who asks her father, Zeus, to forever remain a virgin and protect those who wish the same. Athena never took on any lovers (and in the Percy Jackson series, her children are conceived through her thoughts and born in the same way she was). And Hestia just wanted to be left alone with her hearth, also never marrying or having children.
Barbie (Barbie) "To do what?" Girlie literally has nothing going on down there (for the majority of the movie, idk what happened at the end) and doesn't understand why Ken wants to stay over because they're girlfriend boyfriend. The point of the Barbies is that they show women can be everything so, legally, no one can stop me saying she's an asexual icon.
Regulus Black (Harry Potter) I apologise to all the Jegulus stans out there but you can pry Regulus from my cold, dead hands. Asexual and Bi/Pan friendships are my absolute favourite (shout out to me and my bestie <3) and that is exactly what he's got with Pandora. Also, after Sirius was disowned, the responsibility of continuing the Black family line would fall to Regulus and that aroace pressure makes for some beautiful angst. And it means he's okay with sacrificing himself because at least he won't have to force a life he doesn't want. Why does the Marauders era always turn so sad so quickly?
Inej Ghafa (Six of Crows) Again with the Asexual and Bi/Pan friendships - I'm really just projecting myself and my best friend onto Inej and Nina, but who's going to stop me? I could say Ace!Kaz as well but I think his is more just a trauma response than a sexuality.
Elsa (Frozen) and Merida (Brave) Watch out, Disney; I'm coming for all of your princesses. I'm putting these two together because they could be asexual but I could also see them as lesbians - or maybe they're both.
Charlie Weasley (Harry Potter) He is the blueprint. Mum wants me to get married and settle down? Yeah, okay, but have you heard about dragons?
Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts) He is also the blueprint. Yeah, okay, but have you heard about every beast to ever exist ever?
I could keep going but I won't (for now). These characters mean so much to me and my asexuality and these headcanons honestly make me so happy. But honestly, we need more asexual characters in media because we're so underrepresented and it's such a serotonin boost. Like, in S4 of Sex Education, I actively gasped and had such a big smile on my face when O came out as ace (at the representation, not the being forced to come out). Anyway, Happy Asexual Visibility Week!
Ookay, okay, I've always been more into Sirius, but all this wolfstar fanart ('cause there doesn't seem to be anything else really?) has got me like dayum Remus I'm burning for you. He is such a treat, how did I never notice? Anyway, now I'm confused.
Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
evan and regulus like to leave bite marks all over their partners so that everyone knows that they belong to them
Must've been a shock to him
James refuses to pay for spotify premium, so he uses regulus’ account. One day, reggie shuffles his liked songs and it goes from Rachmaninoff’s Trio Élégiaque No. 1 to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani.
It is this incident that made regulus pay for James to get his own account
An underrated Sirius moment in Goblet of Fire where Sirius lets Harry talk and talk, and Harry lets out everything he's been holding in since he became an unwilling Triwizard Tournament champion.
Does the fact that neurotypicals exist weird anybody else out? Like, there are thousands of disorders out there and you don’t even have one of them???????
Sirius: Why is Harry standing in the corner?
Ron: Remus and Harry were arguing, Harry lost his temper and told Remus he hated him. Remus said he wasn’t surprised because he hated himself too. Harry was so distraught that he grounded himself
okokok sooo promt : sirius and marlene gossiping!! they’re so amazing and i love the way u draw them!!
Gossiping besties (thank you for the prompt)
my least favorite marauders headcannon:
peter betrays them and everyone dies
“tonight, before midnight, the servant will set out to rejoin his master” but what if she was talking about wolfstar’s fucked up kinks
Sirius, staring: Have you ever noticed that Moony has the most beautiful eyes?
James, nodding: Sure! They're all brown, like....chocolate!
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Sirius, a bit dreamily: Prongs, Moony has the most amazing smile. D'you see how it makes his whole face light up?
James, happily: Yeah, it's cool to see him happy!
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Sirius, contemplating deeply: Moony is probably the most attractive person at Hogwarts. Like really anyone who dates him is the luckiest person on the planet, you know?
James, considering: I mean, yeah, he's such a good friend, anyone would be lucky to date him.
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Sirius, red-faced and distracted, watching Remus lift something heavy: D'you ever think about what it would be like to shag Moony? He'd probably be very dominant, you know?
James, finally a bit uncomfortable: I mean...he is a werewolf.
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James, walking in on Sirius and Remus kissing: Wait, Sirius, you like Remus?
no, dear transphobes. I do not want your cis kids to be trans and go though surgeries when they're only 10. I want our trans kids, to become trans adults. I want them to have a better, safer future. I don't want to hear about another suicide by a trans minor, because they were so severely bullied and couldn't take it anymore. I don't want to hear about another trans teenager being murdered, just because they exist. if you can't understand such simple thing as this, there is something really wrong with you.
THE ICONIC POST! I FINALLY CAME ACROSS IT!
remus, angrily: ARE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: KIDDING ME, YOU- sirius: fucking remus: PIECE OF- sirius: shit remus: I HOPE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR- sirius: fucking remus: LACES james:........what the hell was that? sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
YOU HAVE OBTAINED:
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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?