Adler-the-reaper - A Bunch Of Brain Worms In A Trench Coat

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Pride month is almost over and I forgot to draw anything oopsie. Here’s a very, VERY late doodle of an earwig with some flags and wisdom.

(This post is talking about good faith queer identities, NOT harmful paraphilia, trans-id, consang, or anything else that condones or attempts to normalize dangerous behavior. I do not want people who fall under any of those categories to be on my blog. My account has been and always will be safe for queer people with complex/‘contradictory’ identities.)

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I got so excited but then Netflix hit me with this 💀

They done took my live laugh medical malpractice man away from me

HOUSE MD IS ON NETFLIX!

The idea's been on my mind for a hot minute so I finally caved 1!!!1!!11

Argent! Fanmade member of @ranfordgallus' silly antelope species

I'm thinking that this goober might've been cast out from his herd at about seven months due to his size and abnormal colors (lack of pigment due to leucism), which led to him getting snatched up by animal traffickers not long after. He was rescued, of course, but it still left him with enough trauma to make him distrusting/ scared of humans (and, unfortunately, other members of his species from little proper socialization)

Poor dude has like.. No fight response, only flight. If another male sickle-horn were to challenge him he'd probably plop down on the ground or run away. He's smaller than the average male sickle-horn (just over 6 feet / 1.8 metres) and his horns aren't as big nor durable as they should be. He isn't sickly, he was just on the unlucky side of the gene pool

CSOW [Day / Entry II - Mission]

Upon each and every mission where Flame has some degree of involvement, he is required by word of the faculty to wear a muzzle in order to prevent any accidents from occurring, whether it be due to instinct or aggression by an exterior factor.

A few fellow members of Flame's operative class, at one point, had to wear muzzles like him, but an incident at the academy lead to Flame wearing one for a much longer period of time, which eventually lead to him being the only remaining muzzle wearer after a second altercation took place. He would often be teased due to this, but a snarl or glare would serve as a reminder of what he was still capable of in spite of his fangs being concealed.

PARDON?

Chief looks so dorky here