I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Though this blog hasn't quite started yet, it is entirely safe for NB people, and also happens to be ran by an NB individual! You are safe here, amigo.
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Chien-Pao has really grown on me and i now run a mostly ice team as a result
i mean its a sabertooth so of course it was going to be a winner
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Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.
I meant to post these yesterday, but I fell asleep-
As the dreaded time for JD 2025's premiere draws near and excitement brews in the core of every JD player, i'd like to contribute to this building anticipation with some Felandia Just Dance cosplay pictures!!
The credit for each of these goes to a friend and colleague of mine, Alextheyeen, who took these screenshots and provided the absolutely amazing shaders that enhanced the photography tenfold!
Don't mind that it's all Jack Rose and Wanderlust, I have yet to make other coaches
Bonus 'no thoughts head empty'
a bunch of guzmas and shenanigans,,, 🥹
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19 y/o - They/them or he/him, please! · Artist, furry, occasional writer · Profile picture by Conductors on Art Fight! Profile banner by DogPowerNapVR on Art Fight!
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