I Like That I’ve Seen People Insert June Into Basically Any Possible Polycule She Is Just Happy To

thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

Ashley Stillons:

prone to collateral damage

can fly

questionable morals

is blonde

is hot

might actually, textually be into women

Amy Dallon: I can work with this.

every time i see porn where its like, very clearly attempting to appeal to the gamer aesthetic or whatever, its so funny to me bc its always some pristine stick-thin model with a switch controller vaguely in frame or something while she shakes her barely extant ass and its like . you have no idea what the appeal is here.

when i say i want to fuck nerds i'm talking about unkempt neets who want to infodump to me about kingdom hearts lore while they're fully hilted in my mouth. im talking about barely clothed tgirls cemented to their gamer chairs from tryhard sweat bc shes spent the past 4 hours trying to get to heaven in strive, my face buried between her fat fucking thighs and feeling her cock twitch against my face when she hits a heavenly potemkin buster . what was i talking about

victoria if she was in a holy grail war: you know by standing on top of this building and getting a full view of the city im basically a caster 1

Really fucking sucks that she has to respond to him like this. Like she should not have to worry about this piece of shit for the rest of her life.

Ward, arcs 17–20 or so

Feeling an indescribable tragedy for anyone who cares about her half as much as I care about March 💔

kinda funny to me that shatterbird's whole damage is a desire not to be a footnote, to be famous and unforgettable, and i've spent like an hour just trying to figure out how old she is because worm cares so little about her. lol. Idiot