Victoria If She Was In A Holy Grail War: You Know By Standing On Top Of This Building And Getting A Full

if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

You are a PRACTICING OCCULTIST. You deal mostly in white magic, you can't deal with that dark magic hogwash. You enjoy the work quite a lot, especially when you are WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP and writing WHOLESOME LITERATURE. You recently lost a CAT, and hope he returns home soon. What will you do?

i have such hate in my heart

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

same as it ever was

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity

Ashley Stillons:

prone to collateral damage

can fly

questionable morals

is blonde

is hot

might actually, textually be into women

Amy Dallon: I can work with this.

love how the ming dynasty has a long series of really competent and hardworking and idealistic emperors who each get on the throne and go i’m going to be the best emperor ever, unlike my good-for-nothing predecessor who let the bureaucrats make all the decisions while he sat back and worked in his hobbies! and then they realize that the squabbling confucian bureaucracy has gridlocked the government so badly that the emperor couldn’t make any decisions even if he wanted to and they’re like ohhhh i get it now

Taylor is a space battles sexy woman

- Tall and skinny

- Morally grey (which gets smoothed over)

- shipped with self imserts

- Canonically not all that, fandom is super model

- If not being shipped with self insert, gay

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