One Of The Most Iconic Things About Lan Zhan Is That He's A Pretty Princess Malewife AND A Stone Top.

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My hot take is that Lan wangji was never sexually repressed.

It's easy to say "he's a freak because he spent 13 years longing after Wei wuxian" but let's be real, that had nothing to do with it. From the incense burner extra we know he was thinking of [REDACTED] Wei Ying when they were 15. 15!!!!

Lan wangji wasn't a "pure innocent boy driven to lust after years apart." He was a freak fron DAY ONE. He had his sexual awakening and IMMEDIATELY started daydreaming about holding Wei Ying down and breeding him whether he liked it or not.

He is insane in a way only a Lan can be.

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

the Traveler, upon deciding that Furina and Wanderer were fairly similar, set them up to be pen pals. they've been sending letters back and forth to each other for months.

...when Furina opens her latest letter from the mysterious Wanderer, and sees how he describes the "busy little bee" Sethos, she chokes on her tea-

and then starts packing her bags immediately for her first ever trip to Sumeru because what you have just described in your letter, dear Wandy, is a crush, and by the archons she HAS to witness this-

kaveh: *sighs*

alhaitahm: you bored?

kaveh: yeah.

alhaitham: wanna start drama for no reason?

kaveh: i thought you’d never ask.

bathing with a toaster today 🤭

It cannot be anyone but you!

the siblings

Chuo, Tokyo. December 2021. 12752

(via 2022-01 - Sandman-KK)

Look up at me, boy. Let me see those pretty eyes.