Jungkook’s Life Hacks ♡

My hot take is that Lan wangji was never sexually repressed.

It's easy to say "he's a freak because he spent 13 years longing after Wei wuxian" but let's be real, that had nothing to do with it. From the incense burner extra we know he was thinking of [REDACTED] Wei Ying when they were 15. 15!!!!

Lan wangji wasn't a "pure innocent boy driven to lust after years apart." He was a freak fron DAY ONE. He had his sexual awakening and IMMEDIATELY started daydreaming about holding Wei Ying down and breeding him whether he liked it or not.

He is insane in a way only a Lan can be.

kaedehara kazuha and the bad bitch he pulled by fighting his mom

the jade of lan clan and white lotus of xianle seems to have a type

I've been waiting to see how long it takes for others to talk abt the sqq erasure 💀

physically im here but mentally im lying on a flower field somewhere in the middle of an enchanted forest with faes dancing around me

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

a wonderful ao3 author note

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

— Shakespeare

Look up at me, boy. Let me see those pretty eyes.