A Statement From Italy Read By Martin? Fuck Yes.

Me, walking to school:

My headphones: **Red Signal by The Mechanisms**

Me, still walking, unfazed: Oh well, why not? It's 7:33 in the morning, a good time for an Eldritch Invocation. :D

Sea Grunks Intro

Good god, I have been working on this for a while. What originally started out as small storyboard pro practice, ended up becoming an actual project. There was a good amount of time when I wasn’t sure I would finish it, but here it is. I hope you enjoy it!

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES

"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."

The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"

Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"

I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.

I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".

I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).

I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).

But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.

me waiting to get dicked down by stinky slashers with big knives:

Gertrude Robinson threatening people has the biggest dick energy I've witnessed in a while, pass it on.

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An animated sequence inspired by a JonMartin post by @archivistbot

Jon and Martin are sat down, Martin with his arms wrapped around Jon's shoulders and Jon in his lap.

Jon is a bespectacled skinny Indian man who is wearing a puffy-sleeved blouse and long skirt., while Martin is a fat white man in a cozy turtleneck and who is also wearing spectacles.

Captioned next to him is the word "It's..." as he lifts his hands in a shrug-like gesture. He then pauses and brings his left finger to rest under his nose, thinking. After the hesitation, he continues with his palms open for emphasis "...hard to put into WORDS how it feels...", and drifts off as he dips his head in shy laughter. He looks up endearingly at Martin, who has rested his cheek on Jon's head, eyes closed and a contented smile spread across his face. Jon rests his left hand on Martin's arm, still hugging onto him, and closes his eyes to savour the moment as he says "...to be in Love.".

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"I have to say it's...it's wonderful."

I Did!! A Thing!!!

I saw @archivistbot's post and decided to animate it to pass the dread hours. Here's some fluff before the final blow.

Good luck to all of us.

So... Could we talk about volume 94 for a sec?

Like, first oh all, Eiichiro Oda, how dare you. I've been crying for an entire day about characters that I swore I wouldn't care about.

So: Here we are at the beginning of the chapter, where there's the explanation of why SMILEs are bad etc. etc. etc. AND I'M ALREADY BAWLING MY EYES OUT.

Then the narrative switches to Luffy being chaotic on main, I thought I was gonna have fun, but no. Those two come in.

A classic. Kidd's *angy* and Kamazo's laughing like the maniac that he is-

Oh wait.

What if he... isn't a maiac...but is in fact a SMILE eater?

That would make sense, but why would Kaido not keep this man with him? Is he a native from Wano, from the poor district?

Then Kidd, who I read went back to prison with Kamazo without making too much of a fight (which is already fucking suspicious) decides to speak.

And. I. Start. Crying.

He starts talking about the crew and "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?" and Killer can't stop laughing because he literally c a n ' t express any other emotion anymore and I CRY SO HARD.

In each and every scene Killer keeps laughing and laughing, and the more he does that the more I realize that he's doing that instead of crying and I feel bad about not caring more about the Kidd Pirates-

Like...look at them.

They look so broken.

My vision for a Carmilla adaption is them leaning into both the fact that the novella is a confession and also that Laura is a liar. I want Laura to narrate that she absolutely didn’t fuck Carmilla while onscreen she fucks Carmilla. My vision.

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