Sea Grunks Intro

YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT SLEEP FOR 4 DAYS

WAIT. WHO'S THIS SPEAKING? I'M INSTANTLY INTERESTED AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF SHE'S UP TO DATE M-

oh. it's Gertrude. the previous archivist. the previous now dead archivist.

Me, The Magnus Archives 44, Tightrope

Undeniable multiple-divorce energy. My favorite dynamic.

Yeah. I liked the setting of Hill Top Road...

DOESN'T MEAN I WANTED TO COME BACK TO IT-

My favourite word used to describe Jon in a fic is “coltish”. I’ve seen it used twice, maybe three times, and every time has been a delight because I think it just sums him up nicely

Physically it gives an impression of being kind of skinny and gangly, disproportionate and all leg, but still smaller than you’d expect

Emotionally it’s like “should... should that thing be able to move? I don’t think it should be able to walk let alone- oh god it’s coming this way-“

Gertrude: James is dead Elias Bouchard is the new head of the Magnus Institute

Eric Delano, who’s caught Elias hotboxing in Artifact Storage on more than one occasion: 

[(laughing nervously) What the fuck?]

d&d character playlists

here’s my dnd playlists. hope you like them!

artificer // barbarian // bard // cleric // druid // fighter // monk // paladin // ranger // rogue // sorcerer // warlock // wizard

Mike crew and Simon fairchild meet once on an airplane and it goes like this

Mike: *throws someone off the plane so that they are falling for all eternity*

Simon: hey I was gonna do that. Who are u?

Mike: I'm Mike, I work for the vast. Who are u?

Simon: I'm simon and I work for the vast

Mike: wait if I work for the vast and u work for the vast, then who's flying this plane?

Simon and Mike both laugh hysterically as the plane begins to experience severe turbulence. The passengers all scream.

(Season 4 spoilers, my dudes)

Oh yes, the dumb™ Jonathan Sims is back and ready to stick his nose or well, his entire body where he shouldn't!

this is kinda late but here you go