He's Giving Us Headpats, Guys 🥺💗💓💞💖💕

My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone.

~Yohji Yamamoto

He really said "while you were playing rock paper scissors I was studying the blade"

he's the most devoted person you've ever met. he's a war criminal. he's a straight laced pencil pushing middle manager. he's a bond level government spy. he'll do anything for his job including mass murder but he'll bend the rules without question to save someone he only knew for 2 weeks. he got set on fire and stabbed and walked it off. he kept letters meant for his dead friend for years and regualry checks up on the girl who wrote them (who he's supposed to be kidnapping btw) just to make sure she's ok and then he dips. he's a stickler for protocol and manners. he has a 'james spader doing bdsm in the secretary' vibe happening with his boss. character of all time to me.

That futurama meme was calling to me

Stop being so pretty, dammit.

What is the status of the Ancient? We still have eyes on her...